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clown enthusiast, ball of sunshine, and one girl cunt factory, ask me to hop on dbd twin

she/her, pan/ace, 21
Joined September 2018
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Replying to @archmaniac1
Not if I have any say about it
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#deadlock king shit
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vlad and clara in frickbears are really funny because it feels like the team saw people salvaging rodney constantly or letting mr hippo in the office and decided they meed to make these guys a REAL audio distraction because jesus christ that damn tv is SO LOUD LOL
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I don’t think many people have the ability to zoom all the way out and really understand how the constant exploitation of the American people by literally everyone in every way possible is effecting the average person psychologically.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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a college student just died because the fuckass A.I. told her that it was okay to not rely on her epilepsy medication. FUCK THE B.B.C.
'imagien if your best friend in the whole world disappeared overnight because China 🥺🥺" and it's a video about China cracking down on AI bots that are giving people psychosis
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(Killing a pervert on top of a train) Looks like this is... where you get off (roundhouse kick)
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Three years ago, Five Nights at Freddy's released into theaters and became the highest grossing horror movie of 2023! What were some of your favorite moments from the film?
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Needed an infinite on the new map? Here's what my hands can do 👑💅
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GET ME A BEER~~boop!
drunk dad simulator
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
every meal is $20
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My favorite part of new maps is finding the stupidest infinites possible... until bugs happen...
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I like that every six months a Republican gets arrested trying to prove voter fraud is easy because voter fraud is not, in fact, easy
A Minnesota prosecutor charges conservative influencers James O’Keefe and Cam Higby with felony counts of unlawful voting and identity theft after they misrepresented themselves at polling places using the names of registered voters. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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The concept of God caring about immigration law and borders kinda just stopped me in my tracks
Communion should be denied to all illegal and most "legal" immigrants.
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It's disgusting that we live in a world where being in a party with a pedophile implicates you less than being raped by one.
epstein loved trans ppl btw
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try dead harding this
dead hards a fucking bullet like a boss
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a frickbears moment just pissed me off i had to recreate it
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This is why Gotham Police get so pissed when Batman shows up
Heroe anónimo impide asalto en 7Eleven. Los buenos somos más.
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Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. It’s a procedure older than heart transplants.
This is your friendly reminder that taking skin from a woman’s thigh to create a non-functional tube of skin that is supposed to resemble male genitalia is not healthcare.
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