Rules 1) Narrator asks a question 2) Gary gets super excited 3) Gratuitous innuendo 4) Mentioning Knights Templar or Pirates 5) Carmen Sighting
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Season 12 Rules:
1) Narrator asks a question incredulously, like “Metal?! At 190 feet?!”
2) Gary Drayton gets excited
3) Gratuitous innuendo
4) Any mention of Templars, Pirates or Romans
5) Carmen sighting
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Honestly I thought that this might be my last episode ever, but then they mention the possibility of a big dig, or at least the biggest dig yet so I might be back next season.
After taking a break, I can honestly say that the only redeeming quality of this show is all of you.
What did we learn tonight?
1) A token
2) Nothing
3) More nothing
4) Rick tears
5) NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!!!
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Rick, "When I was a little boy..."
Get's choked up.
DRINK!!!!
DRINK IT ALL!!!
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I've been watching this so long that I remember when Alex had no grey hair
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Great logic. Lot 5 is just a half mile walk from the money pit on the other side of the island...
Just like every other f*cking lot on the island
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I still think that the "vault" was an outhouse
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I guess even though this is recap, it still counts as a Knights of Malta / Templar reference
Drink if you choose
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The cruel irony of the 30 minute season summary is that it really could have been 10 minutes
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Quick Bonus Rules of the Night:
1) Drink "IF" Rick gives a heartfelt speech
2) Drink "IF" Rick gets choked up
"IF" = "When"
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Medieval Times, Baby!
Gary is Excited!
DRINK!!!
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Marty is gobsmacked by how many people he is going to have to split one Roman coin with.
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That's it. New content over.
Now back to the war room to recap the entire boring season.
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Yes. All of this.
And while we are at it:
1) Explaining basic things like "dowels"
2) Spending an entire episode building up something completely unimportant and irrelevant
3) Wacko theories
On and on...
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I don't know what's more annoying, the constant recaps or the cut aways when they find something "interesting" #OakIslandCursers
"OOO oooo! Yeah!"
Gary is excited.
DRINK!!!
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"A possible coin?! Or token?!"
DRINK!!!
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