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gandercrews retweeted
When I google how to fix something on my car, I don’t want a fucking ‘AI summary’ I want a 57-year-old guy who still looks painfully uncomfortable on camera after making 3,000 auto repair videos
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“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
gandercrews retweeted
If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?"
"No" is a completely truthful answer to that question.
A lot of life works like this.
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Reminds me of how the USSR figured out that the US was working on the bomb because the best physicists all stopped publishing.
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Pikas can adjust their body temperature by changing their posture.
These two common postures are referred to as “puff” and “lounge”.
American pikas can their moderate body temperature through posture, squeezing into a fluffy ball, a body posture with minimum surface area, to hold in heat in winter (left), or stretching out the surface area of their bodies to cool down in summer (right).
[📸 J. Jacobson]
gandercrews retweeted
The Grinch: I'm not a fan of the materialism of Christmas
An entire town for some reason: I hope he dies alone
gandercrews retweeted
Finally hashed things out with my buddy whose life I tried to ruin. Now to board a private plane inside his airspace
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Los Angeles is cool because it feels like a city built by sentient cars after they have killed all the humans, but the cars are also bad civil engineers
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We wanted to understand what's going on in Russia. So we talked to three cryptocurrency traders at a Tesla charging station in Menlo Park.
gandercrews retweeted
Watermelon is so much better than all other melons that it’s a disgrace they share a common moniker.
gandercrews retweeted
go ahead and die because you can’t afford insulin, die of a drug overdose, die in a mass shooting. nothing to be done there! but god forbid you be allowed to make your own decisions
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