Advisor to STANDOUT agencies. Award-winning author of https://teapaw.org/t.co/YGyh6xGmyr
Yorkshire, England, UK
Joined February 2010
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Delighted to announce that my book, STANDOUT OR DIE, has scooped a Silver Medal at the prestigious Axiom Business Book Awards 2022.
#BBA2022 #Author #BusinessBook #BizBook #Published #Book #Books #BookAuthor #BusinessAuthor @SarahH_GB @IPPYmag
Gareth Healey retweeted
Every single printer I have owned announces that the "printer is out of paper". Not "you're down to the last 15 pages.... you might like to think of restocking the printer."
Suggesting that the people who work for HP and Brother are a bigger bunch of stoners than the people who make Rizzla cigarette papers. – at Sundridge, South East
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Think it. Say it. Done.
The average person spends 3 hours typing + switches 1,000 tabs per day.
That ends today.
Meet Lemon: The first voice-to-action AI agent that turns your voice commands into finished tasks.
RT + Comment "Lemon" to get free access for 30 days.
(must be following so I can DM you)
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“If it is AI, it is slop” is equivalent to “if it is in the NYTimes, it must be true” if you really think about it.
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Founders do this weird thing when something starts working: they get bored.
They put out a message, an offer, a framework, a piece of content – the market clearly loves it, and instead of leaning in, they start thinking, “Yeah, but I’ve said that already…”
Ed Sheeran plays the same songs.
Metallica plays the same song.
McDonald’s sells the Big Mac.
Not because they’re uncreative, because that’s what people came for.
If you’ve got something that your audience values, stop treating it like a one-off.
Productise it, systemise it, and package it so it’s repeatable.
When you productise it, you actually make space for other people to deliver it with you – sometimes people who love it even more than you do. You stop being the bottleneck.
What’s your “Big Mac” right now, and have you built a machine around it yet?
Gareth Healey retweeted
Just caught my client selling MY n8n workflow for $15K.
The same workflow I gave him for $2K.
So fuck it. Here's the exact JSON that's making him rich:
The "Client Thief 3000" automation:
→ Scrapes LinkedIn for CEOs mentioning "inefficient"
→ AI analyzes their company's tech stack
→ Generates a personalized video pitch
→ Books meetings while they sleep
→ Closes deals with 34% conversion
He's closed $73K in 3 weeks. I built it in 2 hours.
The betrayal stings, but your success will heal me.
Follow, RT + Reply "THIEF" & I'll DM the JSON.
(Use it to steal his clients. I'll provide popcorn.)
Gareth Healey retweeted
Just leaked 110+ plug-and-play n8n templates that multiple industries are paying me $10K+ for.
Your weekend project: Pick any industry, copy-paste a workflow, start printing money.
The vault includes:
- Real estate lead machines (sold to 2 companies)
- Automotive inventory bots
- YouTube-to-TikTok content farms
- E-commerce customer journey automations
- SDR agents that close without you
- Healthcare patient follow-ups
- Legal document processors
- Social media engagement bots
From study agents (because fuck school) to manufacturing systems - every industry that prints money is covered.
The difference: These aren't broken templates with outdated nodes. They're battle-tested, profitable, and actually work in 2025.
Half sold for serious cash. Half are experiments that became goldmines. All are ready to deploy.
Follow, RT + Comment "vault" and I'll drop the entire collection before my accountant kills me for giving away the farm.
(Sorry to every consultant charging $10K for basic automations)
Gareth Healey retweeted
Three MASSIVE points for City! 🙌
Join us on Matchday Live for all the reaction 👇 teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1YqJDgnol…
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Whenever #ManCity are Top of the league: teapaw.org/KDB_Era/status/1779792…
I’m going to Everest next month with my wife.
We’re raising money for a very special cause.
A small donation would be very much appreciated by Zac and his family.
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👏💥A big shoutout to @garethmhealey, @danhestbaek, @januszstabik, @rjivanovs, who all contributed to Timely's Agency Profitability Playbook! 📣 📚
Their expertise covers key areas that can skyrocket #profitability in your creative agency. 🚀
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For Gareth's blog on time tracking:
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We are thrilled to have had @garethmhealey as a key contributor to our Agency Profitability playbook. 📚✨
Gareth is Managing Partner at Cactus Consulting Limited, Europe's leading dedicated corporate M&A PE advisory and growth consultancy for agencies. 🚀
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My most-selling KPI dashboard
Track progress towards objectives by displaying key results for each quarter.
• Objectives
• Quarters
• Key results
Want It?
Like RT and Comment "KPI"
Must be following up so I can DM you my template
#notion #TaskManagement #teamwork
STANDSTILL agencies adapt their message.
In the current climate, focus on how you solve problems for clients. You need to be treating headaches not making them healthier.
In tough times put your agency in painkiller mode rather than vitamin mode.
#StandoutOrDie
SOA don’t pitch. Pitching is not a selling process, it’s a buying process.
Sales is leadership. Positioning yourself as the expert. Leading the client into new territory. Challenging them creatively, technically & even financially in order to get better results.
#StandoutOrDie
Don’t expect what you don’t inspect.
There are times though when you need to look under the bonnet of your agency.
STANDOUT agency leaders take the time to regularly inspect the work of others. This is not micro-management, it’s quality control.
#StandoutOrDie
