Joined February 2015
A new york 10 is a whoville 7
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Need someone to sit on my egg while I go to the store
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Flying a girl out but the plane crashes
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Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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Kinda got my ass ngl
Your vape looks like a Kia Soul
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My tapeworm can drive us then we can both drink
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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My neighbor and I still sleep in separate beds
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I can’t go to Florida that’s where they smoked dale earnhardt what if they do that to me
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TMZ saying it’s Wednesday how the hell do they get this stuff
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I do think Batman has undiagnosed BPD
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Plowing my neighbor's driveway it’s not even snowing I’m just a good neighbor
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I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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garshmo retweeted
Edtwt girls when someone in her circle has a morsel of food
Something fat just happened
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Weed makes me feel like my elbows are touching
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Do circles know they’re perfect
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I can tell who eats oatmeal and who does not
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