Life tip:
If you encounter a Baboon, don’t smile/show teeth. Showing teeth is seen as an act of aggression and the Baboon will surely attack you. Instead, crack and beer and eat snacks with the Baboon.
Taxpayers in India work hard and pay taxes so their beloved politicians can buy Toyota Fortuner (especially in white)
Woh aisa foreign jaake padded jacket mein city square pe photo lena jaroori hai kya? (Asking for a friend)