lolu retweeted
Item 7 rice is to transactional. Zero love infused in making it. Very commercial. Best way I can put it
lolu retweeted
They probably think they’re being persecuted by unbelievers right now 😭😭
Following a complaint by @BigDavery regarding noise pollution from a church, our officials conducted an investigation and confirmed that the church was in violation of environmental regulations and constituted a nuisance to residents in the area.
Consequently, the church, The All Christians Gathering Ministry, located at No. 1, Ishola Street, off Clegg, Surulere, was sealed this morning and will remain shut until further notice.
We will not tolerate environmental violations or any form of nuisance that disrupts the peace and well-being of residents. All religious institutions, businesses and other establishments are required to comply strictly with environmental regulations.
Our enforcement actions will remain firm and decisive. No individual or institution is above the law.
lolu retweeted
Watching people’s Lagos snap stories while you’re eating at a steakhouse in Houston would have you feeling like you’re missing out on something special here, lol.
Please ignore that feeling, it’s the voice of the devil, you will cry blood at Ozumba Mbadiwe lol.
lolu retweeted
I am only just realising this post is supposed to be a jab at Imo state. This entire time, I thought you were trying to compliment the greenery in Owerri
That view of Lagos looks like a post-apocalyptic country. Nobody who cares for their health, would pick that over Owerri.
lolu retweeted
I don’t even understand the bridal makeup argument. There is clearly a difference in the longevity and application of bridal makeup vs regular photoshoot makeup.
I also shouldn’t be forced to pay for bridal makeup for my wedding if I don’t want to, nor should you be offended that I didn’t tell you I’m getting married. You’re still getting paid for the regular makeup that you did 🤷🏾
lolu retweeted
In summary, Tinubu is a failure. The govt and Gencos know this is a period of low water inflow to dams for hydro power generation, yet they allowed shortage of gas to the other generating plants so we are suffering double catastrophe at the same time.
Both Tinubu and his inept minister of Power who was reeling out statistics the other day should go.
lolu retweeted
There’s no light.
No water.
All my gadgets are dead.
I have deadlines stacking up on me.
There’s heat, and I can’t even have a bath as many times as I want because I’m managing water.
But sure, let’s all buy solar 💀
lolu retweeted
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lolu retweeted
Not seen one solid argument as to why people should inform the MUA that the makeup is for a wedding
