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Hertfordshire, England
Joined January 2015
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There you are, you beautiful bastard
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Add them all to the SNL UK roster idgaf
I think SNL UK could do the most iconic thing ever if they wanted 👀
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The funniest use of this video I’ve seen so far
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I love Candy by Robbie Williams, but we also need to accept that Olivia Rodrigo didn’t copy this from him in any way because they’re both so close to being like the “It’s Raining, It’s Pouring” nursery rhyme
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Everyone’s going to be playing the game though so I think this needed to be a few days before release…
Rockstar announces Grand Theft Auto VI: The Festival, a one-off live music event in Miami on November 21.
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She did this purely to be comfortable in her own body but yes, let’s worry about a man that we don’t know exists and his feelings lol
I just know her boyfried is very disappointed rn
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Hooray! It’s Neil The Seal season!
Tasmania’s notorious ‘Neil The Seal’ is back on land & wreaking havoc 🦭 [via/ X @jonzzy ]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached video is from July 2026, not November as the post implies. There is no evidence that Neil has returned to Tasmania since he left in July 11th. x.com/jonzzy/status/… cnn.com/2026/07/11/wor…
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I love it when Twitter reports the real news
A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping
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Tag yourself, I’m 2nd down on the left
Which Steve Kornacki are you?: 2026 Midterms Edition: #Midterms2026
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This is one of the ways I found out about the US midterms results
The 2026 US Midterms:
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This and Alton Towers closing an entire world in their park today… oh boy
BREAKING: A man has lost his bid for an injunction against two media outlets to prevent the publication of allegations against him, a judge has ruled. Sky's @Mollie_Malone1 has the latest outside the High Court
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It’s too early in the year for this
“All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey re-enters the US Spotify Chart at #9 with 713K streams on November 1st. It also returns to the Global Chart at #32 with 1.879 million plays.
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Million Pound Shot is a PR nightmare for betting and gambling companies… good
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I’ve found it. The dumbest tweet ever about any Traitors series
James Blunt just blatantly a racist and only wants the whites to win. Targeted Maya, then Kenny and now Romesh. Disgraceful @BBC #CelebrityTraitors
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Naming aside, these are super cool
Introducing the transparent Prism Collection, launching February 4 🧡 Flare Orange 💚 Emerald Green 🩶 Graphite Gray First details on the DualSense controllers: play.st/47QnvE7
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I get the symbolism but also are we sure it’s not just John Cena?
THE FUCKING GAP NEXT TO HARRY BECAUSE HIS PARTNER CAN'T BE IN THE PHOTOGRAPHS
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Whilst I suspect a couple of these are just coincidence, it is absolutely staggering how much copying is going on here
taylor swift has built her entire career off copying other artists’ work
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Not even kidding, this is the best advert out there at the moment
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Planning a wedding is hard because what do you mean I’m eventually going to have to pick napkin fabrics? Isn’t a napkin just a napkin? Why is everything suddenly so complicated with like 20 different options?
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