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Scientists want to add to the body of empirical knowledge by conducting research, analyzing data, running experiments, and convincing their peers. Politicians and activists want to persuade the general population by leveraging rhetoric and media. These aren't transferable skills.
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Oh Buddy. You’ve done more than make them think about it. You’ve bonded them forever in a group text where one of them will share a wedding photo or promotion news and one of the others will say “i don’t know, SMELLS LIKE FAILURE.” And then they’ll all die laughing.
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What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
incredible to have handled this so badly that celebrities, or their teams, are going out of their way to post about how they won't buy your product, on your product, in order to make themselves look cool to the other users of your product
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
twitter broke the ability to post any sort of image because everyone who knows how the site works was fired, but not to worry, our guys is currently laser focused on what matters
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
the funniest part of the republican primary is going to be watching the non-trump candidates start out at "let's restore sanity" and end up by super tuesday at "my opponents say they love dilbert but only I have pledged to make dilbert my secretary of state"
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The poor engineers at Twitter have to talk to these weirdos Elon invites and pretend like they're trying to solve the imaginary problem that their tweets don't get enough likes
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
Could God subtweet himself so subtly that even He wouldn’t know it’s about Him?
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
Tech job hunting tip: At the end of an interview the hiring manager will ask “Do you have any questions for me?”
You might ask “Can I be guaranteed that the company executives won’t baselessly insinuate that I’m a pedophile?” Some can’t honestly say “Yes. That would be crazy.”
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
If my wife walks in on me right now, it will be very hard to explain to her that I'm not watching porn, I'm just watching mumblecore.
ɱıƙɛ ɖ'ąŋɠɛƖơ retweeted
Use 'sick!' in brackets as an editorial comment on something awesome. Ex: ‘Apes with flamethrowers [sick!] burned the police station.’
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Went to a Halloween costume party in my regular clothes. Revelers guessed I was dressed as a 50s waitress and Enid from Ghost World.
