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• shitty eyesight
• always eating
• high-pitched yelling
• tiny but spooky
conclusion: I am a bat
My last rib on my left side has a corner at the front instead of curving smoothly around like all the others. It doesn't cause any issues, it just looks weird.
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the only thing funnier than realizing your autism as an adult is how many of your friends also find THEY'RE autistic as adults, which makes you retroactively realize that you have such specific taste in friends because you've been gravitating toward your own neurotype all along.
I've barely been on here in ages and I've just come back to "it's hypocritical and attention-seeking for an asexual person to wear a vest top and a skirt that ends just above the knee". See you in another three months I guess lmao
It's #DIsabledAceDay! Just about all of my disabilities- including my neurodivergence- have been treated as reasons I'm ace, and so have most of the treatments for my physical and mental health. Pro tip: don't do that. Asexuality isn't a medical problem- or caused by one.
"Painkillers just mask the pain, they don't remove it" sir what exactly do you think a painkiller is
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Doctor said I might be experiencing emotional dysregulation and I'm not sure how I feel about that
Currently in an airport disability assistance line. It barely moved for the last 20 minutes and then suddenly halved in size because there were so many able-bodied people trying to use it as a priority line/customer service desk and they all just got kicked out
Sorry, Suella Braverman thinks 'multiculturalism has failed'? When her own parents are Indian?? And she grew up in Wembley??? GIRL WHAT DO YOU THINK MULTICULTURALISM *IS*
Me. I remember it in the early 90s, as a small child living in poverty with one parent because the other had ditched us, in a house with black mould on the wall that we couldn't fix and the council ignored, after 10+ years of tory government. It was shit then, it'd be worse now.
just had the realisation that on my dad's side of the family, I'm the one goth cousin, the one queer cousin, AND the one neurodivergent cousin. got to do everything myself around here
What I look like I'm listening to on the bus: BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, UNDEAD UNDEAD UNDEAD
What I'm actually listening to on the bus: I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
"Women biologically are meant to reproduce" and yet here I am with a pelvis full of gunk and a brain that's never had a maternal thought in its whole 3½ decades of existence
Apparently enough people are getting a 'crying mix' on spotify that it's a whole thing but it gave me a vampire mix instead which... sounds about right tbf
doctor johnny bananas🥄 retweeted
no one:
tiktok influencer: yes u have been stabbed in the chest and may THINK u need to go to the ER but what doctors DONT WANT U TO KNOW is that there are emotional and spiritual reason why the knife is actually NOT THERE!!! buy my essential oils if u want to live!!!!