@genderatio

i got 🌾 wheat 🌾 i got 🌽 corn 🌽 what you want 💚 @CumModer 💚 Spurs 🏀 Collingwood 🏉 Vancouver + Newcastle ⚽ Canucks 🏒

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BREAKING: Alvin Chipmunk, 29, shot and killed during altercation over alleged theft of a Chrome Hearts Jacket - TMZ
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When I was living in Vancouver about a year and a half ago i drove down to Tacoma to meet my "half" brother. we have the same fucked up hairline. hes a level 9 lightskin too. he told me about our dads Pimp Pokedex he found after he died. id meet him again he was cool.
Mmago Malesela@YifilimOct 22
I dont understand the obsession of wanting your child to meet their half siblings. Leave them alone nobody really cares
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i knew about my father being a pimp but the full pimp pokedex was crazy.
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sorry : (
maría@mariaofsorrowOct 21
why would you make your profile picture a real life person who isn't you
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coworker came over to tell a story that essentially was "we executed a skunk with a shotgun at point blank range this morning" and i had to hold back tears laughing coz i was visualizing them doing this to a skunk for literally no reason
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new Ecco sounds like a beautiful intro track similar AAA Powerline. this means we probably only have like 2 years until he drops the full album 🥹 Thank you Mr. 2k.
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please dont show this one to my partner theyre gonna say this was me
Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 22
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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i completed the map i made redrawing state borders For Fun from a few weeks ago but im waiting to post it until i am not incredibly annoyed at even the prospect of it blowing up and becoming a high voltage shock lamp for mosquito brain niggas who will get mad over it.
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oh my god inhuman reactions
Travis
@Travis1Oct 21
Name a player who's remembered for one single play. One moment, and it's the first thing anybody thinks of when they hear his name. Any sport, any era.
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longest trip ive ever done was this trip a few months ago from Vancouver to Kansas on the Long route through North Cascades National Park 2 back to back ~16 hour driving days. that was 7 days after taking the 2nd picture road trip from Grande Prairie to Vancouver. ~4500km total.
Samurai Shiba
@SamuraiShibaJPOct 21
My American friend in Tokyo asked how far I drive to see my parents. "Two hours," I said. "Oh nice. So they live close." Close?? In Japan, two hours is a trip. We stop at a rest area. We buy souvenirs. We text the family "we made it." Tokyo to Osaka is about 6 hours by car. Japanese people talk about that drive like it was the Oregon Trail. Then he casually mentioned he once drove 14 hours. For a wedding. And drove back the next day. So I need to hear this from more of you. What's the longest drive you've ever done in one go? From where to where? 🚗 (Texans: "Texas to Texas" counts.)
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i also drove from Vancouver to Seattle and back while i was visiting. another 7ish hours added with the border. then 4 days after driving to Kansas i drove to Denver (~7 hours) to fly back to Edmonton - absolutely brutal i hope to Never do this again
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if i stay in Canada at some point in my life im going to give in and pursue politics to some degree. when it happens every post on this account is going to be posted to right wing canadian social media coz im a deranged american transgender socialist. im ready for this reality.
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im barely transgender at this point tbh. im nonbinary or whatever the fuck. they/he/idc type shit. i fw yall still but i gave up so we move.
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sometimes im glad im neurotic as fuck about my immigration files being in order. i see so many people post to forums like "PR got denied. didnt have enough work hours :/" thats fucking insane to me. i have meticulously maintained a spreadsheet with every eligible hour ive worked
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for citizenship theres a "time in canada" requirement and i have a tab on the same spreadsheet documenting Literally every single day ive been out of the country since arriving here i do not play about this shit dawg im not going back!!!!
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i drop about 40 ☠️ a day. even before this tweet it was literally my most recently used emoji. u cant take ☠️ from me these the emojis i be using 😎
🌕~tsuki chan~🌕@stardreamer_14Oct 21
I love how we all just silently phased out the skull emoji
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i tried doing this and then faced both of the other teams i kinda liked in the playoffs and came to Hate the Minnesota Timberwolves i dont really hate the Knicks tbh but like we lost to them how the Fuck could i say im a "Spurs/Knicks fan" thats Fucked Up
j@feyiisolaOct 20
nba is too interesting to have just one team
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tbf i fw the Knicks mainly coz of Jeremy Sochan but also when i first started watching the NBA i really respected Jalen Brunson my first ever playoff series i watched was watching him be the only person on the floor who looked like he gave a fuck against Miami. he was Hooping.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gigachadess@GigachadessMainOct 20
What goes on in the green part and why
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opsec level:
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this is the one true list #Geeker
nes@hircaeth_Oct 19
my slightly (very) bias tier list on how fun a character is to play
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