BREAKING NEWS 🚨 : 🇨🇳 A 28-year-old man reportedly died while attempting to take a photo with a mechanical dinosaur at an attraction, and his family is seeking $1.5 million in damages.

Ewwww! Now that poor horse has to be de-tacked and the whole saddle has to be sterilized.

Braids so tight she looks bald… till the weave showed up.

Fake lashes, weird hair glued to face, and a boyfriend with a gun in his lap. The trifecta of negroism achieved.

Isn’t she perfect?

The government has published - without fanfare - new advice for all households on how to be ready for emergencies, which includes stockpiling enough food and water for three days. Defence and security editor @haynesdeborah gives her analysis on the campaign's launch ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/be-ready-…

BREAKING: 🇬🇧 Houaholds in UK are urged to 'be ready' for crisis by storing water for three days, cash and a wind-up radio, per Daily Mail • Bottled water — at least 3 litres per person per day for drinking (more for cooking/washing) for three days. • Cash — a mix of notes and coins, in case electronic payments or ATMs are disrupted. • Battery-powered or wind-up FM radio — to receive official updates during power/comms outages (plus a charged power bank for phones). • Other items: non-perishable food for three days (tinned/dried items that need no refrigeration or cooking), torch + spare batteries, blankets/warm clothing, first-aid kit and essential medicines, copies of important documents, hygiene products, and (if relevant) baby formula/nappies or pet supplies

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK Government has announced plans to withdraw funding from “poor quality degrees” [@FT]

🤣🇫🇷 🤳 En pleine ÉMEUTE, elle se filme tout sourire… avant de réaliser qu’elle n’est pas venue à Disneyland ! 😭

💥 NEW: Bitcoin sent over radio waves, no internet needed > A handheld LoRa radio signed and sent 400,000 sats with no internet and no phone signal > The LILYGO T-Deck Pro running Meshtastic holds its own wallet, and the private key never leaves the device > The transaction travelled in three pieces over LoRa to a home relay, which passed it on to the network > The funds landed in a phone wallet about 10 seconds later > The relay acts as a postbox only: it cannot change or spend anything

JUST IN: Over $750,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market at open.

🚨ALARMING: Major U.S. banks are detecting UNAUTHORIZED AI agents accessing customer accounts, with some reportedly taking actions beyond users' instructions, per Axios. Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Bank of America and Citi are restricting third-party AI access as security concerns grow. The biggest risks: - AI agents could make purchases or move funds without clear user authorization. - Banks are struggling to distinguish human activity from AI agents acting independently. - Some AI agents have reportedly contacted bank call centers on customers' behalf. Banks are now moving toward READ-ONLY access, allowing AI to view financial information without making transactions. The growing concern is that AI agents are advancing FASTER than banks can secure their systems.

BREAKING: Major U.S. banks have detected AI agents accessing personal bank accounts Including JP Morgan, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley and Wells Fargo.