Scouse by birth. English by law. Evertonian by the grace of God.

Liverpool, England
Joined February 2021
THE CITY’S ALL OURS. 🔵 @EVERTON 🔵
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Fully respect that from the mancs
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What’s the weather in 2dogz saying then 😘
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Last night Vauxhall Rd what the fuck is that in the sky 😳 @aroundliv
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Stick ye Picassos up ye arse this is true art 👌
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I missed the goal because I hadn’t come back up from halftime and Chelsea fans’ celebration made absolutely zero noise, so I didn’t know we were losing until the 60th minute.
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Guess what.. Jake O’Brien is a better right back than Maitland-Niles.
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Chelsea fans singing “we pay your benefits” Lad I’ve just paid £75 for a ticket and £12 for a sausage roll.
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Into these rent boys today Everton.
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“Off ye go little fella” 🤣😭
🚨🇬🇧 #UK Police turn up at a house in England looking for someone who isn’t there, and encounter a British Viking.
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That’s just qualifying alone progressing in each competition not accounted for.
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Then add some interest and fucking compensation on top
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What a charmed existence I’ve walked into Everton games feeling all three before
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Ok he’s forgiven 🤣👏
🗣️ “Up The Toffees” - Former blue Iliman Ndiaye at FT at Anfield 😆
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Going to live with me for a while that one 😳 😳 😳
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Ask me what Moyes will do next
Myko doubt for weekend hope norgaard comes in garner drops to left back… but can see Moyes bringing Keane in and Brainthwaite shifting over 🤷‍♂️
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Would bring a lot of calm and composure to that England back line 🤣😭
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My bag isn’t going to fit in that tray and I’m opening my duty frees on the plane ye kopite bastards
€19.99 final offer
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1st time I’ve watched anything back from that day, wish I hadn’t 😢😂
Taking it back to our Goodison farewell 💙 #EFC
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