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music maker, photo taker, and sometimes i make films but that doesn't rhyme // https://teapaw.org/t.co/jBeMHPqWFt

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined July 2009
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One of life's great pleasures is an exceptionally cold drink after an exceptionally strong mint
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Ty @nicnakmedia ❤️
He makes pop music for dorks and we love it! @geoffong breaks down the tracks on his debut album nicnakmedia.com/blog/2020/11…
If you’re not feeling okay please talk to someone. Check on your friends and whānau. Free call or text 1737 any time. Lifeline – 0800 543 354 Suicide Crisis – 0508 828 865 Healthline – 0800 611 116 OUTLine NZ – 0800 688 5463 Youthline – Free call 0800 376 633 Love you’s!
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woah woah WOAH it's me in the @nzherald! this sunday 2pm at auckland domain, drop by if you fancy
Music in Parks: Fresh Kiwi pop talent kick off series of free gigs this weekend | NZ Herald bit.ly/37J8qTy
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Last night I dreamt about the effortless fluidity with which spiders move their legs using a hydraulic pressure system can someone please tell me what this means
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This Sunday 1pm I'm playing at Movespace Xmas Festival! 🎄🎅☃️ Swipe 4 set times - loads of other gr9 artists on the bill
i had a chat with my wonderful pal @ciaranmcmeeken on his podcast the other day! it's a relaxed, rambling and exploratory interview, perfect to listen to while folding your laundry or driving your car. open.spotify.com/episode/7pb…
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THANK YOU @radionzmusic for premiering the music video for All The Hours u r my favs ❤️❤️❤️
VIDEO PREMIERE: this is your first listen + look at the brand new single from self-proclaimed 'popstar for dorks' @geoffong... it's 'All The Hours'! youtu.be/9jht2V593r8
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Become more like Geoff Ong in 3 easy steps: Step 1: have itchy forehead Step 2: decide to scratch your itchy forehead Step 3: use your thumbnail to poke yourself in the eye instead
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Low-effort comments beget low-effort replies
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Me: "Hey everyone preorder my song" Everyone: *actually preorders my song* Me:
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My friends: "Wow I haven't seen a self promoting social media post all day, this is great" Me:
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Brexit negotiations in a nutshell: "What do you want?" "No"
One of my biggest fears is that I'm gonna sarcastically reply to what I think is a bot, but then it turns out to be a real person and I'll feel bad
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When you're having a shower and someone turns on a hot tap elsewhere in the house
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After billions of years of evolution, the first human was born. Today a mosquito flew past my ear and so I punched myself in the head out of instinct. THANKS FOR NOTHING EVOLUTION YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF
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Our downstairs neighbour has just gotten a sound system with a really powerful subwoofer and that's nice cos now I get a sweet foot massage whenever I stand on the floor
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