bowler, the face you make when you check your port. official CA soon. coffee room below ☕️
in hell, sippin n flippin
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welcome to hell ☕️
we are all bowler
$FKSOL is a cryin raccoon in a bowler hat, sippin n flippin the market off since the dawn of bad trades. the face you make when you check your port. for everyone who’s been burnt on chain.
no CA yet. no presale. no insiders. no announced launch time. every chapter unlocks when the community gets there.
warning:
don't ape a lookalike or a vamp. if it isn't from @getFKSOL, it's not real. official word only comes from @getFKSOL.
if we're quiet, we're cookin. heads down building in the back, but we see everyone and everything. every reply, every meme, every dm. we're around, we'll get back to you, and we check in on the room. til then, our pit boss in the coffee room runs the floor.
roadmap (nearly done with chapter 2): x.com/getFKSOL/status/211127…
the life and times of bowler:
part 1 x.com/getFKSOL/status/211537…
part 2 x.com/getFKSOL/status/211537…
part 3 x.com/getFKSOL/status/211576…
part 4 x.com/getFKSOL/status/211643…
part 5 x.com/getFKSOL/status/211674…
what's next:
how bowler got the job. nobody asked. he's telling you anyway.
the playbook. written by the guy it was run on.
telegram exclusive lore. the part x never got to see.
the bowler meme pack. free ammo for the trenches.
more content, more cope, more hell. every week.
the gates open. a home for bowler, when you get us there.
the locked chapter. opens on launch night. not a minute before.
and somewhere down here, a chipped mug with your name on it.
the coffee room: t.me/FKSOLCoffeeRoom
news channel: t.me/getFKSOL
meme coin. no intrinsic value, no promises, no expected returns. not financial advice. dyor. it’s a raccoon with a coffee
we are in hell. this is fine.
still cryin. still sippin. still flippin.
we are all bowler. ☕
24.5 million coins launched on pumpfun. 538 still above 100k mc. the lottery has better odds and at least the lottery doesn't have a dev
half the timeline says stunt, half says accident, and the other half is already trading the free mika coin. that's three halves. that's the trenches
lore week continues. bowler's story drops one part a day til halloween. part 2 next, it gets worse. ☕
tg in bio in case X decides to be X again
we said lore at 150. we keep our word.
the life and times of bowler. 4000 years. 5 parts. one raccoon.
part 1 below ☕
it was hot. it was loud. people screaming at charts everywhere. devs selling to their own communities. influencers shilling coins they'd dumped an hour earlier. a man in the corner had been yelling "it's just a shakeout" for six straight months.
