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This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit!

@gettinmelt

I'm an It Used to Be Better Guy.

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Joined May 2010
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the purpose: fuck this guy from on high
jom (@maybejom) profile picturejom@maybejomNov 7
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
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did Julia Hart fuck your mom or something, that's the only reason I can imagine her being in the same line as these three shitters
arm3 (@armitagethree) profile picturearm3@armitagethreeNov 8
they all tie for the worst 4 to ever do it
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things they would say in an Achewood comic
slime princess (@bettyjaws) profile pictureslime princess@bettyjawsNov 7
dont be comin up in my apothecary takin big sips of my elixirs
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OK, SNL MIGHT be turning it around. You know they've waited YEARS to do this. You can TASTE the hatred.
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnlNov 8
Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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I am generally wary of impersonations/parodies where you can tell they fucking loathe the person they're riffing on, but holy fuck is this solid
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oh.
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US15h
Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree) profile picture
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Prime Saquon elusiveness.
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OK but why was Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise the decoy
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Sponkus J Corkus (@JamalWillH) profile pictureSponkus J Corkus@JamalWillH20h
Please don’t tell me this is the shit you guys were watching for years. Please tell me this clip is edited somehow like they sped it up or cut scenes or something
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one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) profile picture
one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX450015h
If Nick Sirianni is fired before Tuesday I’m counting that as another incumbent wiped out by the Blue Wave.
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Lamine Cissé@Laminenuzw22h
77 years of bad luck to those who ignore the chubby sweet cat.
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Neko🐦‍⬛🍎🐺 (@nekos_drawings) profile picture
Neko🐦‍⬛🍎🐺@nekos_drawingsNov 7
I still don't understand how we went from "save the turtles, protect the environment, stop global warming" to "let's build datacenters"
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"I played a primarily black position" has me wheezing
Otis P. Stinktrigger (@HurtKull) profile pictureOtis P. Stinktrigger@HurtKull17h
me when im being a weird little guy
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"Out of my way. I'm going to see my mother. THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!"
FantasyAnime (@FantasyAnime) profile pictureFantasyAnime@FantasyAnime19h
I wish I could exit awkward conversations the same way Sephiroth does. 😂 - Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
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I am, as you probably already know, an It Used to Be Better Guy.
Hollywood Gump (@FirstNameJ0hn) profile pictureHollywood Gump
@FirstNameJ0hn20h
How are you feeling about pro wrestling currently? Are you as invested as you were a year ago? This goes for fans of all promotions.
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and yet that whole system couldn't keep two million subscribers GLOBALLY. GLOBALLY. the ceiling on pro wrestling's audience is a lot lower than it was back then, too, so.
Wrestle Features (@WrestleFeatures) profile pictureWrestle Features
@WrestleFeatures22h
I can't believe we lived in an era where we paid 9.99 a month, and sometimes got TWO PPVs a month with 7-8 matches with ZERO adverts. The WWE Network was such a great concept.
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there was a time where getting caught in the act would get you shot.
No Context SEC (@NoContextSEC) profile pictureNo Context SEC
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Kentucky Fans have snuck into Knoxville ahead of their game with Tennessee and pained the Rock entirely Blue Tonight might be a bloodbath
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Katie@KayTeeeOhNov 7
Philly is the main character a lot but this may be it’s funniest moment in the sun
Doug Landry (@douglandry) profile pictureDoug Landry
@douglandryNov 7
Happy six year anniversary to the best day of my life
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yikes on motherfucking bikes.
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I owe you an apology Chris Masters, I wasn't really familiar with your game
Ringside News: WWE & AEW Wrestling News (@ringsidenews_) profile pictureRingside News: WWE & AEW Wrestling News
@ringsidenews_Nov 7
Former WWE star Chris Masters went OFF on Donald Trump following the 2026 midterm elections, claiming Americans are finally waking up to the truth about the president.
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Water Temple might as well have a sign over the entrance that says "hey dipshit, I hope you're using more than one save slot" and they do this
Tomo Kitagawa🐢🐍 (@TomoKitagawa_VT) profile pictureTomo Kitagawa🐢🐍@TomoKitagawa_VTNov 5
wait. what do you MEAN ocarina of time has a SINGULAR save file???? WHY ARE WE REGRESSING IN THE BIG 26???? FIRST FORTUNES WEAVE NOW OOT WTFFF
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