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half-feral farm boy making stories, drawing things, breaking hearts | he/him | β™₯ @ectodog |

AmiskwaciwΓ’skahikan, Treaty 6
Joined December 2015
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Hi, I’m Mat! I make things and sometimes I post them. Most of my life revolves around working in a bookstore and DMing a horror DnD campaign, but sometimes I see a funny picture on the internet. I take art commissions! You can find links and info here: πŸ‚linktr.ee/ghostmathπŸ‚
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likely obvious to most but over the last couple months ive made a conscious effort to move away from this deeply cursed platform, and im happy to report that i am immensely enjoying not being here. if you wanna stay in touch with me, tumblrs your best bet! ghostmath.tumblr.com
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or like. email or text i guess. god damn do i miss forums
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βœ‹πŸ»πŸš—πŸ’¨πŸƒ **results may varyβ€” fuse at your own risk ”(α΄—_ ᴗ。)
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My doctor prescribed me a tiny amount of pepsi
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Medium Fox. πŸ•―οΈ [oc] 🦊
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A large language model chatbot CANNOT replace tv or film writers. Not now, not in the near future, I personally believe not ever. That is fiction. However, the real threat is bosses using this fiction as an excuse to turn writing into low paid gig work. That is real.
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Homosexuals will charge you 3,000 rupees for a house and then ask for an extra 100 for a front door.
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some days you are my sunshine and others you are my fucking fucking rain clouds.,
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#SettlerSaturday my only request is that you help families evacuated from Fox Lake today. There are children who need our help. This is traumatizing to young ones. Please share and help them if you are able to. FOX LAKE FIRE EVACUEES gofund.me/372b0ae6
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I just got this on my TikTok FYP which is an account that posts Young Sheldon but with a filter that gives every character laser eyes and pitched down and it’s making me feel insane
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He’s like this because he saw me taking my HRT and I refused to give any to him
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🦜 PARROTLET PLUSH GIVEAWAY! 🧸 ➀Winner gets 1 plush & pin of their choice To enter: ➀Retweet ➀Must be following ➀Comment your favorite parrotlet color!
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and on the seventh day, he logged off
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meeting the person who is training you at a new job is exactly like when a baby duck imprints on its mother. following them around clueless as shit. someone else will be like hey can you send this email and it’s like no i’m not sure i can. i’ve never done that without jeremy
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i will say that as far as final tweets go this one is pretty good
bird chan taking bird chan mobile out for a spin
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