
Y’all calm down I ain’t never done this shit before. Hawaiian shirt enthusiast. Proud father of two girls, El Capataz @BanditoDAO, @basketsfellas, and @monkeDAO
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Satoshi invented Bitcoin so that one of the world’s largest crypto companies could sponsor government military parades. That’s a fact and it’s in the white paper so you bozos can look it up if you don’t believe me.
I always find this hilarious. Like I mean I like the ones I have I just don’t want more children. Not have kids wish I didn’t.
I still believe that the pilot episode of “Eastbound & Down” was peak first time viewing experience. Best first season ever. Shabooms was a real place
The pollen trees are going pretty hard this year lol.
Made the top ten worst pollen cities this year actually
Long story short I was discussing with a buddy that we actually wore these helmets. And now I feel old as methuselah
Replying to @gaius1337
I’ve always loved the Amsterdam flag, however it makes me feel like I should keep away. And happy birthday to the city. But the dopest flag ever is the Guilford courthouse battle flag. And yeah I’ll die on this hill.
Replying to @git_comit @Branche_SC
I’m Justin Trudeau and I endorse this mission.













