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Portland, OR
Joined November 2009
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Normalize a 4 day work year
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Hell yeah brothers
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Airports are like “what if there’s a $20 breakfast sandwich that is really really bad”
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If your vote didn't matter, Elon Musk wouldn't be spending $500 million to try and stop it (please vote)
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Please vote tomorrow (if you have good opinions)
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official game glenna retweeted
No work November! Time to lock out till January
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Hurry tf up
‘PLURIBUS’ Season 2 has begun filming. Coming soon to Apple TV.
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What movie should I watch if I need to feel all of my feelings
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I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.
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Bought peanut butter cups knowing full well I wouldn’t get trick or treaters at my apartment and now I can’t stop eating them 😞
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Keep adding an hour every night 👏
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FOUND IT! WE DID IT! HALLOWEEN MIRACLE I LOVE YOU!
Let’s all manifest me finding my employee id badge in time for my work trip tysm
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Let’s all manifest me finding my employee id badge in time for my work trip tysm
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official game glenna retweeted
kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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Happy Halloween Chat 🎃
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Time for my favorite Halloween tweet:
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Walking past literally this on my way to Wildwood, which is about this
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I love living alone I love to just eat olive tapenade in front of the tv like a freak
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official game glenna retweeted
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama
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I can’t believe this whole time I could have been stealing $6 billion in crypto. I am wasting my life.
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