It’s going to be like Fiona & Rachel meeting up in the turret when @Nigel_Farage & @RobertJenrick spend their first day working together.
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Sorry @chriswaddle93, I might be about to turn 40, but I have a new hero now. @bazzabannan25 continues to be the brightest of lights, even in the darkest of times.
“We had a lot of conversations as a family and when I told my daughter Elsie that I might be leaving she started crying. Then last night when I told her I was staying she started crying again. I asked her why and she said they are just happy tears.” 💙
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Glenn McConnell retweeted
Selling Front row tickets to @SimonAmstell @phlaimeaux @IvoGraham At @laughterama Friday 6th September
We can’t make it, someone buy so there’s no empty seats front row! Face value only. seetickets.com/rd/event/simo… via @seetickets #SeeFan2Fan
More quality up to date info from @northernassist & @thetrainline. The train has just passed us in the opposite direction. It’s a single track line and 4 minutes later apparently departed Lytham without the 30-40 people on the platform not realising.
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@GaryLineker Do you not think your choice of words to describe England’s performance was ironic considering you didn’t win any of the 1st 2 games at any of the 3 tournaments you played at, didn’t score a goal and your most memorable moment in those games was to literally shit?
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Thanks @CocaCola_GB for my two free cans on Coke Zero. Would have rather had the 8 cans of Coke Lemon that I wanted though.
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Maybe you should buy one of the 1 million vacant homes and give it to one of the 120,000 homeless people until they can get into work and get their own place, I wonder what kind of return an investment like that would make.
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I don’t remember there ever being this much fuss about the colours of a flag on a football shirt being changed before.
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The year is 2034. The cast of series 2 of Traitors have met up for a reunion.
Andrew: “I wouldn’t even say that word, what was it? “Evasive”? I’d never say that. Honest. Believe me!”
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Glenn McConnell retweeted
Competition time 🕰️
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The winner will be announced on Friday 19th January. Good luck!
Every other site focuses on the person suffering from cancer. @GBNEWS makes it all about a different kind of cancer. Seems like @Joey7Barton’s hawking for a job has got him noticed.
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@SIgames just a thought, but maybe if more time was spent working on the game instead of posting about it, you wouldn’t need to release statements like this (thread)
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Notably within an hour of the above apology from Miles being posted, he was on Twitter bragging about player numbers. It’s all about perception, isn’t it?
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