@glitchy_potat

I suck at VGC.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2023
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YOU LITTLE BASTARD. YOU FUCKED MY WIFE
Is Portal@is__portalOct 18
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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So Dream likely cheated in a duel with a man’s career on the line, got his ass kicked, and then manipulated Techno’s dad into letting him make a “good faith” music video about it where he wheeled around Techno’s coffin after he died of cancer. Actual fucking psychopath if true.
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I could lowkey send Glitchy Productions a “pilot” of me pissing for 20 minutes straight and it’d get greenlit if it got enough views and merch sales
glitchy@glitchy_potat16h
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Like instead of judging pilots behind closed doors like actual tv companies and providing feedback they purely base it on views, merch, and internet clout points
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Happy world Snow Leopard Day
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anipoke twitter: WHICH one of these ten year old girls is destiny bonded FOR LIFE to the ten year old boy she crushed on for LIFE ?? pokemon games twitter: how many plastic water bottles do you guys think lance can fit up his asshole
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They know pilots can be rejected right?
GLITCH@glitch_prodOct 22
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glitchy retweeted
Anthony@Starstorm_48Oct 21
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Look at stupid edit I made lmao
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hi I'm glitchy from twitter and this is my shitty #DeathBattle pitch that entirely hinges on grain of salt dex entries and a Kyruem upscale:
glitchy@glitchy_potatSep 30
So I realized my favorite Pokemon is kinda just Trunks and it’s raw af: - mentored as a kid to achieve a powered-up form that grows out their hair - fights a villain that fuses with their "siblings" to become whole (Kyreum/Cell) - last of their kind - swords - future androids😭
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This still kills me like yeah you go girl slay in that child abductor dress 😭
glitchy@glitchy_potatAug 26
She’s been my fav Pokemon character for awhile, but I only just realized that it’s kinda insane to have designed your contest dress after a Pokemon line that is said to abduct children. It’s like wearing Jeffrey Epstein’s shirt to a fashion show.
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"Vive la France" Yeah get their ass Glass Joe
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Everyone popped their ult
MJ/راشد ༄ lunarry ceo@lunarryrotOct 20
Well maybe I shouldn’t pick up entirely random books anymore
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A few weeks ago at Baltimore, I attended with the goal to Day 2 my first regional ever. I just wanted to prove to myself I was strong. I lost my win-and-in at 5-2, and ended 5-3. I was devastated. But I tried to pull through, woke up the next day, and won the 200 person Cup (1/2)
Migue🦉@joyfulwizardvgcOct 19
Todo lo que sea un 4-4 o superior en un regional de Pokémon es un resultado decente, por encima de la media. Aquellas personas que dicen que un 5-3 es 'mediocre' están cegadas por su orgullo. Puedes aspirar a más, sí, pero decirlo así es una falta de respeto al resto.
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I right there public results don’t matter outside official circuits. It’s your sense of improvement that does. However little outside attention it gets. I’ve been teaching myself this game since SV, and because of that one “5-3” I got that feeling of strength I was searching for.
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@glitchy_potat has been BANNED from Pokemon TCG Pocket
glitchy@glitchy_potatOct 19
Can they please stop shilling Skyla and acknowledge other characters for once
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Can they please stop shilling Skyla and acknowledge other characters for once
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Semi-related but I think we need to have an uncomfortable conversation about how VenuZard genuinely rewards bad positioning and is probably one of the worst team cores you can use if you want to actually learn or improve at the game.
glitchy@glitchy_potatOct 18
Bombed a Cup 2-3 yesterday because I got crit haxxed out of game-winning positions against VenuZard players but then I won the Challenge because of a double-Protect against a Zard Whimsicott team
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Bombed a Cup 2-3 yesterday because I got crit haxxed out of game-winning positions against VenuZard players but then I won the Challenge because of a double-Protect against a Zard Whimsicott team
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Instead of a pumpkin head, it’s a forretress head !
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Remember when we thought Emma was actually gonna have a role in the story
Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net@SerebiiOTDOct 15
On this day in 2025, 1 year ago, Pokémon Legends: Z-A first released. This game was located entirely in Lumiose City with a more real-time battle system and had you follow the story of Rogue Mega Evolutions in Lumiose City serebii.net/legendsz-a/
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