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DJ CHOPTIMUS PRIME

@glomanjared

regular guy doing regular things

 North Carolina, USA
Joined September 2014
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Sometimes you gotta smell your mustache to see how you living
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As I’ve gotten older I’ve been going non verbal
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Zsa Zsa Getmore@dirtyboul2h
A nigga wit 100k followers try to follow Me I sucked my teeth mad loud
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I’m racist 🫡
ANW ⚛️⚪️ (@Atom_Kane_) profile pictureANW ⚛️⚪️@Atom_Kane_2h
its fine women of every ethnicity unless you racist fr.
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If you’re gonna do it, do it right
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Doug (@magnumdong1992) profile pictureDoug
@magnumdong19929h
First person in my bloodline to have ever done a Brooks money spread Thank you @PeterVerry for sending me these as my introduction to the brand.
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Barbers and doctors in the same realm
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Not gone explain no further
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Hmmm
Coletrain Wilder (Big Worldwide 🌎) (@BigJQker1911) profile pictureColetrain Wilder (Big Worldwide 🌎)
@BigJQker1911Nov 6
Only if they got G cups or bigger
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Vestiaire be like heres the coolest piece of clothing you’ve ever seen. It’s a size extra small and it’s $15000
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Why is everyone getting dermals
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ANW ⚛️⚪️@Atom_Kane_4h
thats how the forefathers did it
Ellaaaa🌸 (@prettyellaaa1_) profile pictureEllaaaa🌸
@prettyellaaa1_19h
why do men spread a woman's legs so wide when they're eating pussy😭
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It’s the weekend leave that woman alone go outside
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MisterMoveAround.@scamron_giles5h
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Black Marlins Man@ampaveli6h
I legit got tears in my eyes
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I thought I was going out today but I said nah last minute.
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I’m going to 100% rewear this fit sometime soon
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USE THAT RING! (@Meatfighterr) profile picture
USE THAT RING!@Meatfighterr6h
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
Funique (@FuniqueOdj) profile pictureFunique
@FuniqueOdjNov 6
No nigga ends a relationship just to be alone. There's always another woman already in his life.
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Manifesting matching team Jordan’s for you and your shorty 🫡✅
Troy Cameron (@bytroycameron) profile pictureTroy Cameron@bytroycameron8h
I just want to buy us matching sneakers.
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Grand Regent
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LMFAOOO. He was terrifying
ki snow ❄️ (@kiaraimanii_esq) profile pictureki snow ❄️
@kiaraimanii_esq20h
No bc I really used to be so scared of Terrance Howard in Big Momma’s House
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joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyr14h
so was spongebob :)
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