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classical literature, holistic health, farmers markets, beef liver, strawberries, sourdough, burdock root tea, and love / πŸ₯©πŸ₯‘πŸ«πŸ― πŸ₯›

blasian j.d. candidate nyc 22
Joined August 2021
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But does he co-regulate your nervous system though?
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me n him
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Me when I love someone’s son:
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[down on one knee] would you like to make me food and spend all day at pilates?
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You do start to appreciate why the Catholic Church’s stance for most of history was β€œyou idiots are NOT allowed to form your own opinions”
Apparently, one of Michelle Trachtenberg's favorite foods was spinach and cheese pasta. Very high in vitamin A. She died of liver disease
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I’VE NEVER LOVED SOMEONE THIS MUCH I’M SO COOKED 🫣
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Listening to my man talking about some guy and referred to him as β€œthis kid” who’s β€œhardly an adult”… but he’s literally my age.
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The sorority girl to random $50k remote marketing job to Pilates instructor pipeline is pretty fucking hilarious
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If you're stuck between two options and don't know what to choose, flip a coin. Make one option heads, one tails, and while it's in the air, before you see the results you should have a gut feeling that reveals what you truly want. Then, ignore the results & listen to your heart
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Replying to @IterIntellectus
Let’s keep it that way, we don’t want to know.
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This is a government overstep. Just cut back corn subsidies. Let people freely choose sodas. HFCS and sucrose were compared, and metabolically there isn't much difference. PMID: 27357093 PMID: 36238453
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. allegedly intends to require Coca-Cola to begin using Cane Sugar instead of High-Fructose Syrup as HHS Secretary. Thoughts?
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Project 2025: skinny and fertile
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Replying to @celestialbe1ng
Yes I love this reminder. Let's not forget the issue with seed oils is the *imbalance* of omega 6 vs omega 3s. Comsuming omega 3s along with the 6 is how nature intended. Load up on coconut oils, avocados, fish, olive oils and live your best life Merry Christmas 🀍
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There is something so vulgar and blasphemous about mega churches
catholics: β€œyou should come to my church, we have mary magdalene's femur bone" evangelicals:
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tons of losers like these in the comments and as someone who studies literature/classics you can’t imagine how much this saddens me. it’s not surprising tho. humanities studies keep being belittled but they are everything that we, human beings, are whether you like it or not
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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Me when Im out grocery shopping
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a man pulling out his wallet is so sexy i’m sorry
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Women To Follow in Health and Longevity (A Thread)
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how saturdays feel in fall season
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Imagine talking sh*t about me while I’m just in my room like this
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