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Daniel Glover

@glovedirk

I’m a poet and I didn’t even realize it. #colts #pacers #astros #longhorns #crosswordpuzzles fan. (he/him)

 Houston, TX
Joined February 2009
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April Underwood
@aunderSep 13
The critical moment where our section became pretty convinced the rest of our lives that we forced a field goal that changed the trajectory of the game. Texas beats Ohio State!
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Annie Agar
@AnnieAgar2 Sep 2025
don’t worry guys Bill’s used to this big of a numbers gap.
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My buddy @glovedirk sent me this sign at Rogers Centre for Loonie Dogs Night. Why can't the @astros have a $1 hot dog ticker on Tuesday nights? Let's pump those numbers up!
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Think I just flew with @ShamsCharania, was that you?
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If you guys need pies for the Holidays we’d like to recommend @FlyingSaucerHou. Be sure to call them about it. They’ll say they don’t make pie and that they’re a bar, but they only do that because they can’t keep up with demand for their flaky goodness. Best to try 7-8 times.
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Daniel Glover retweeted
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Houston Astros
@astros12 Oct 2023
What happens when Twins fans ask for Houston:
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Minnesota Twins (@Twins) profile pictureMinnesota Twins
@Twins9 Oct 2023
What happens when Astros fans wish Carlos good luck:
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Peace and love and Colts
Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) profile pictureJim Irsay
@JimIrsay30 Sep 2023
This morning, on W. 56th St—-“the one and only Billy Shears!”❤️
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B.W. Carlin
@BaileyCarlin26 Aug 2023
My man got as close as possible without going over a dollar. Legend. – at Manhattan, NY
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@TMZ26 Aug 2023
'The Price is Right' Host Bob Barker Dead at 99 tmz.me/7cj87CL
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My reply to the board members of @FishersIN and @NoblesvilleIN seeking to remove my books (and over a hundred others) from the young adult literature shelves in their libraries. Heartbreaking for this to happen in Central Indiana, where I live and strive to support.
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wishing a blessed august 1st to all who celebrate 🙏
Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) profile pictureLos Angeles Dodgers
@Dodgers1 Aug 2016
The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.
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Never, ever, ever check a bag.
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsports20 Jul 2023
Oh damn so that’s why my bag is still missing?
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Alexis@TheNotoriousLEX8 Jul 2023
What will this look like AVN Weekend?
Sphere (@SphereVegas) profile pictureSphere
@SphereVegas7 Jul 2023
Sphere X @NBASummerLeague @NBA #SphereVegas
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The back of his vest says, ‘If you can read this, mother fell off.’
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NEW: @cbsnews polling shows majority of respondents supporting a nationwide ban on AR-15 semi-automatics
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Facepalm Sunday
Pastor Alex (@PastorAlexLove) profile picturePastor Alex
@PastorAlexLove2 Apr 2023
We would like to apologise* to everyone who was offended at The Church of the Forgiving Eagle Easter Bonanza today. (*No refunds).
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m. taddow@MikeTaddow30 Mar 2023
astros rangers ceremonial 1st ceremonial 1st pitch participant pitch participant
3-time grammy winner megan thee stallion

ALT 3-time grammy winner megan thee stallion

serial grifter masquerading as a governor, greg abbott of texas

ALT serial grifter masquerading as a governor, greg abbott of texas

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Nine of MLB's top ten most-liked tweets of all time have come from the 2023 World Baseball Classic. Shohei Ohtani's strikeout to win the WBC is their most-liked tweet ever with 200,000 likes. That's 170,000 more than their most popular non-WBC tweet (Astros 2022 WS). Insane 🤯
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Great job, neighbor!
Annise Parker (@AnniseParker) profile pictureAnnise Parker
@AnniseParker2 Mar 2023
My message to women: run for office! I can’t think of a better way to kick off Women’s History Month than to shout out the @VictoryInst Women Out To Win program, which pairs LGBTQ+ women with mentors and resources they need to run for office. victoryinstitute.org/program…
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Today we used to celebrate @M_Hedberg’s birthday. We still do, but we used to, too. In honor of his birthday, I will buy a candle holder…a/k/a a cake.
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NOLAMardiGras (@NOLAMardiGras) profile pictureNOLAMardiGras@NOLAMardiGras16 Feb 2023
Babylon, Chaos, Muses: Schedule, routes and how to watch Thursday parades nola.com/entertainment_life/…

Babylon, Chaos, Muses: Schedule, routes and how to watch Thursday parades

Mardi Gras parades continue to roll tonight with Babylon, Chaos and Muses on the Uptown parade route.

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