George Marshman - DJ retweeted
Andy Burnham walks into a bar and orders a pint.
“£6 please.” Says the barman.
Andy says,
“Sod that. I’m getting a ten pound taxi into to town. I know a pub where it’s only £5.95 a pint.”
Ahhhhh that’s alright then. No worries mate. IS HE FOR FUCKING REAL 😂😂😂 see how much it’s gonna cost rather than when you get to the till
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
George Marshman - DJ retweeted
Morning Campers
Diesel at a record high £2 a litre
It’s £130 quid to fill my tank
So filled her up and drove off
£75 court fine
That’s a saving of £55
For more money saving tips follow me 😂
Jesus man 😂 she’s actually gone in there and made it about race
I’m sick and tired of Manchester City on my timeline and on the news. I don’t know much about football but I live in Manchester.
I understand Man City may have cheated but their Muslim owners have done many good things within the Manchester area, which benefited Britain.
•Built 1,500+ homes & created 3,000+ local jobs
•Funded 14 new community pitches across Manchester
•Partnered with the NHS to deliver youth mental health support
•Transformed toxic wasteland.
• Deploys full-time, specialised coaches to the Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital.
•Built three new local schools and runs City Inspires learning programs.
•Financially supports university scholarships and coaching apprenticeships.
And many more including 50 million invested in Manchester
George Marshman - DJ retweeted
I just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine?" I said "not since he starred in The Italian Job"
Mongs like this think it won’t affect us working people when it comes retirement time in 30/40 years. In fact I’m still a believer our generation won’t get a state pension
Replying to @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph
Finally, we cannot afford it. In a few years time it will be £15.5 billion. Pensioners should not come before working people.
George Marshman - DJ retweeted
Sick of seeing awful club rankings where everyone somehow manages to put their team 15 places too high 😂
So I asked ChatGPT to rank clubs purely on history and results, with top-flight success weighted far more heavily than lower-league success.
This is what it came up with 👇
George Marshman - DJ retweeted
diesel is £2 a litre so if we could sort out that first that would be grand
🚨🚨| JUST IN: UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham wants to overturn the 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐍 in football stands, calling it "wrong" — fans have been unable to drink in seats since 1985. 🍺🏴
The UK Football Policing Unit has requested a meeting with Burnham to discuss the "challenges" any change would bring to policing and fan safety.
[@SkyNews]
George Marshman - DJ retweeted
Me: babe, let’s go on date, I have time for u.
Her: that’s so sweet, you’re making time for me.
Her gay bestfriend: it’s because of the international break.
Me:



























