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Who do this lot think they are 😂 punching about 3 leagues above their weight
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FT: 1-2. The final whistle says it all.
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Andy Burnham walks into a bar and orders a pint. “£6 please.” Says the barman. Andy says, “Sod that. I’m getting a ten pound taxi into to town. I know a pub where it’s only £5.95 a pint.”
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Ahhhhh that’s alright then. No worries mate. IS HE FOR FUCKING REAL 😂😂😂 see how much it’s gonna cost rather than when you get to the till
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Morning Campers Diesel at a record high £2 a litre It’s £130 quid to fill my tank So filled her up and drove off £75 court fine That’s a saving of £55 For more money saving tips follow me 😂
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He’s just Kier Starmer 2.0
This will never not be funny Doesn’t matter how much you’ve watched it
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Jesus man 😂 she’s actually gone in there and made it about race
I’m sick and tired of Manchester City on my timeline and on the news. I don’t know much about football but I live in Manchester. I understand Man City may have cheated but their Muslim owners have done many good things within the Manchester area, which benefited Britain. •Built 1,500+ homes & created 3,000+ local jobs •Funded 14 new community pitches across Manchester •Partnered with the NHS to deliver youth mental health support •Transformed toxic wasteland. • Deploys full-time, specialised coaches to the Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital. •Built three new local schools and runs City Inspires learning programs. •Financially supports university scholarships and coaching apprenticeships. And many more including 50 million invested in Manchester
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people go to irish bars because they have alcohol not to feel like a leprechaun pal
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"No soy autista" Yo en mi cuarto:
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I just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine?" I said "not since he starred in The Italian Job"
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Mongs like this think it won’t affect us working people when it comes retirement time in 30/40 years. In fact I’m still a believer our generation won’t get a state pension
Finally, we cannot afford it. In a few years time it will be £15.5 billion. Pensioners should not come before working people.
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Sick of seeing awful club rankings where everyone somehow manages to put their team 15 places too high 😂 So I asked ChatGPT to rank clubs purely on history and results, with top-flight success weighted far more heavily than lower-league success. This is what it came up with 👇
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diesel is £2 a litre so if we could sort out that first that would be grand
🚨🚨| JUST IN: UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham wants to overturn the 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐍 in football stands, calling it "wrong" — fans have been unable to drink in seats since 1985. 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 The UK Football Policing Unit has requested a meeting with Burnham to discuss the "challenges" any change would bring to policing and fan safety. [@SkyNews]
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These lot are the worst fan base of all time because what is this 😂😂😂
🚨👀 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST ENGLISH MIDFIELDERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...🤔
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Me: babe, let’s go on date, I have time for u. Her: that’s so sweet, you’re making time for me. Her gay bestfriend: it’s because of the international break. Me:
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When your mrs says you can leave a family gathering at 9pm 9.01pm:
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Fuck sake send him home
Yep, great content. That’s very good. Fair play. #NFFC
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Swansea and Stoke in the prem 😂😂😂
where every club in the 92 belongs.
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Me, an autistic person, remembering I need to make eye contact
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Size of them pupils mate 🤣 biggest load of kitchen chat ive ever heard
Greta Thunberg says Ed Sheeran should be “held accountable for his lack of spine;” despite the singer calling the Gaza war “disproportionate.” “Silence is complicity and you cannot be neutral in a genocide.”
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