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Joined April 2026
Blas…Biddy Blas. The new James Bond starring in SCRIB DOON!
Blas…Biddy Blas. The new James Bond has been chosen, and you better SCRIB DOON, pookie! #StarWars #ScribDoon #BiddyBlas #JamesBond @RichardSCalvert @SWGalacticRacer
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Scrib DOON, starring Biddy Blas, is coming to theaters real soon! Ding dong, bookie…ding dong! #StarWars #ScribDoon #BiddyBlas #swtwt @RichardSCalvert @LucasfilmGames @SWGalacticRacer
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Happy Birthday to the fantastic @TimRobbins1! 🎂🥳 For your special day, here is a special CamEiEiO, a personalized nursery rhyme to you from me! 🎶🎙️❤️ For everyone else, be sure to head to TimRobbins.com for a smorgasbord of creativity and join the family! #CamEiEiO
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It was always scrib doon... #StarWars #scribdoon #BiddyBlas #swtwt
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scrib doon and SMILE! 😁
“Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only scrib doon will remain.” - Biddy Blas #StarWars #BiddyBlas #ScribDoon #swtwt @SWGalacticRacer @starwars @RichardSCalvert
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Kelly Clarkson just DM’d me offering $1,000 for my Wampa rug/parka! I said not for sale, and offered my monkey lizard, @BuBtheMLizard, for free. Kelly called Bub and me scruffy-looking Nerf-herders and blocked me! 😡😡😡 Celebrities, amiright?!
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Topps for the win! JEANS GUY is peak Star Wars!
🔥 Just announced from Topps: JEANS GUY Trading Card from Ahsoka Season 2! Star Wars is back!!! #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile
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🔥 Just announced from Topps: JEANS GUY Trading Card from Ahsoka Season 2! Star Wars is back!!! #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile
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Star Wars and Smile retweeted
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu is out on 4K Ultra HD now, and we have 5 copies to give away! To win, follow us, repost this and send us your best Grogu GIF. Good luck
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ALWAYS Star Wars and SMILE! 😁
Remember (Shmi), whenever you Star Wars, always Star Wars and SMILE! 😄 #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 “THAT’S NO MOON!” Space Force prepares for victorious domination in any and all future star wars as President Trump personally oversees the construction and completion of one of the largest undertakings in America’s history. #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile
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🚨 BREAKING: Barbra Streisand is voicing Darth Vader in Greta Thunberg’s Swedish Trallpunk-infused reboot of “STAR WARS: A New Hope.” Darth Vader’s new design was inspired by all the adults and leaders who stole young people’s childhoods and futures with inaction and empty words. “I wanted someone who was a towering, uncompromising force for change—an artist who refused to shrink herself and used that same fierce, unmistakable presence to demand justice, dignity, and a livable world instead of applause alone. Barb has more than proven that a voice can be both a performance and a protest. Her voice is larger than the industry that tried to contain her and is unwilling to treat human suffering or the destruction of the planet as someone else’s problem,” Thunberg told some fake sources. #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile
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Thank the Maker! Star Wars and SMILE! 😄
Congratulations to the Maker, George Lucas, on the opening of his Museum of Narrative Art! I was so honored to be there in spirit! Remember, whenever you Star Wars, Star Wars and SMILE! 😁 #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile
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🚨 BREAKING: Barbra Streisand is voicing Darth Vader in Greta Thunberg’s Swedish Trallpunk-infused reboot of "STAR WARS: A New Hope." Darth Vader’s new design was inspired by all the adults and leaders who stole young people’s childhoods and futures with inaction and empty words. “I wanted someone who was a towering, uncompromising force for change—an artist who refused to shrink herself and used that same fierce, unmistakable presence to demand justice, dignity, and a livable world instead of applause alone. Barb has more than proven that a voice can be both a performance and a protest. Her voice is larger than the industry that tried to contain her and is unwilling to treat human suffering or the destruction of the planet as someone else’s problem,” Thunberg told some fake sources. #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump signs executive order to change Luke SKYWALKER to ‘LUKE AMERICA’ #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile #swtwt
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Dane Bologni has revealed his strategy for the future of the Star Wars Franchise! “We have a bunch of Star Wars fans that love stirring up trouble and think they could do it better. Because of this, all future Star Wars films will be written in real time during their theatrical releases by AI systems directly connected to every audience member’s inner Star Wars hopes and dreams, resulting in the perfect balance of what the collaborative preferences of each specific audience grouping wants to happen. This will be so unique and ground breaking and terrible that fans will beg for a do over and will promise to zip it and just enjoy new Star Wars!” Source: Disney WorldbetweenworldBuilders Panel at @DisneyD23
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Wow, how time flies! It feels like just yesterday @BuBtheMLizard was starting 2nd Grade for the first time! #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile #swtwt
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Mesa so in luv wit SPIDER-GUNGAN: BOMBAD DAY! Go see it now in theaters! Jar Jar brings it! #StarWars #JarJarBinks #Spiderman #BrandNewDay
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Max Rebo had a TWIN BROTHER?! Find out all about Min Rebo in today’s TJIF (This Jawa Is Furry)! #starwars #maxrebo #TJIF #TGIF #swtwt
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Go see Masters of the Universe in the theater! As a child of the 80s who was super into He-Man, I thought it was incredible, but there are zero prerequisites to watch, understand, and enjoy this film. 9/10 ⭐️s from me. #MastersOfTheUniverse
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