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Joined July 2013
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whenever i see a tweet from someone who has me blocked i click on their profile as if it will tell me the reason they’ve blocked me
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went to a barnes and noble and there were a bunch of pokémon card scalpers just loitering outside?
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can i say something
Dwayne Johnson transforms into a 70-year-old man in shocking photos from the set of Benny Safdie's "Lizard Music." • The movie is based on Daniel Pinkwater’s children’s book and follows a young boy who “stumbles upon strange lizard musicians on late-night TV, leading him to befriend a peculiar man with an elderly chicken.” • The cast also includes Rachel McAdams, Colman Domingo, David Krumholtz, Jeff Goldblum, Alicia Silverstone and Regina Hall. • From Amazon MGM Studios, “Lizard Music” is set for release on Christmas Day 2027. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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they’re still putting children inside the wayfair furniture btw
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and what would you call it when i force my iphone camera to take hundreds of pictures of my penis a night
BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
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donating to bernie sanders in 2016 has done irreparable damage to my email inbox
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EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti... Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇 📺 youtube.com/piersmorganuncen… @piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX
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tickets secured for the devils rerelease
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Who’s gonna do the hard cock dj challenge first….. ALL YOU MUSCLE GAYS GETTING TOKEN BOOKED BETTER TAKE THAT THANG OUT AND IT BETTER NOT BE SOFT!!! OTHERWISE WHY THE FUCK U ON THE DECKS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YALL BETTER EAT A HONEY PACK
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The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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Aaron Rodgers says that Shailene Woodley asked to sleep with another guy after he proposed: “A couple days after [the proposal] she tells me, ‘Before we get married I gotta go f*ck this guy.’” (youtu.be/pEcj6LXY_e8)
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