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Joined January 2009
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Me and @horsefield_jack wrote a short comic play for @qweerdog It will be part of their Manchester Pride week series. On every night 22-27 @hopemilltheatre Come along and RT!
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For those who say these aren’t far right protests, well, in Sunderland they shouted racist slogans, they attacked an Uber driver’s car because of his colour and they attempted to march on the mosque, only stopped by riot police. Pretty conclusive evidence if you ask me
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It is surely among the more puzzling aspects of recent history that this period in which Britain is sadly ‘broke’ should happen to coincide with a veritable Golden Age for the ultra-wealthy.
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Replying to @MichaelTakeMP
I'm not convinced..........really I'm not.
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Some kind of shooting at Trump rally. Seems he took a pellet to the ear. Next level of martyrdom achieved.
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If I lived to be one million years old I doubt I would ever understand the appeal or point of throwing a pint of perfectly good beer which I had bought with my own money up into the air.
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Amazing gig @thisisgorilla for @michaelheadtreb in Manchester tonight. It was so special and the band were spectacular. Big out to the Gorilla team too who helped me with my dad when he took poorly with his breathing, I really appreciated your kindness in a scary moment.
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Tommy Robinson runs away from the mob he incited… in a Pride taxi. You couldn’t make it up.
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Here's what the reviews say about #QWEERSHORTS - first up PRIDE OF PLACE by @goodoldMJ & @horsefield_jack - 'leaves you laughing, as well as thinking' 🏳️‍🌈 Join us @HopeSt_Theatre Liverpool, 15&16th Sep, and see for yourself! bit.ly/QweerShorts-Liverpool
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RAAC found in Eton dining hall.
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EDINBURGH JOKE: 'I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was the zoo’s keeper! Additional joke info: he played in goal for Colchester Zoo’s football team. He didn’t work at the zoo and when the authorities found out, he was banned from playing and Colchester Creatures FC were docked 9pts
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Replying to @qweerdog
@qweerdog can teach and old dog new tricks... What an amazingly curated evening @hopemilltheatre. All thriller no filler night of qweer perfection. So jealous I wasn't part of it! 😡Get a ticket - this puppy's gunna sell out! hopemilltheatre.co.uk/event/…
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BOGOF rates to see mine and @horsefield_jack's short comedy play (and lots of other great shorts) next week. What a time to be alive.
Bring a friend, partner, lover, companion, colleague, cousin, boyfriend, girlfriend, straight-friend, gay-friend, they-friend, date, hook-up, ex-hook-up, future hook-up, follower, admirer, stalker, the local rugby team, the cast of Emmerdale, your local butcher... BRING THEM ALL!
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We are less than a week away from having Qweer Shorts here!! As we are soooo excited we thought we'd share with you all the amazing productions you will see... 🌈 If you book today you can use code INTRODUCING for 2 for 1 tickets and Introduce your friend to Qweer Shorts!
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Bring a friend, partner, lover, companion, colleague, cousin, boyfriend, girlfriend, straight-friend, gay-friend, they-friend, date, hook-up, ex-hook-up, future hook-up, follower, admirer, stalker, the local rugby team, the cast of Emmerdale, your local butcher... BRING THEM ALL!
We are less than a week away from having Qweer Shorts here!! As we are soooo excited we thought we'd share with you all the amazing productions you will see... 🌈 If you book today you can use code INTRODUCING for 2 for 1 tickets and Introduce your friend to Qweer Shorts!
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Replying to @darrengrimes
And she had a cute little moustache too Darren, but only showed it when cleaning her crevice. She was a ravishing beauty with a keen intellect. Her gussets were dry & but her nooks were pleasantly moist. Maggie was some lady. I met her many a time & still dream of her balls. 🇬🇧
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Most surprising tweet ever.
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Eight years ago to the day, the far right came to Liverpool, only got as far as the lost luggage hold, departed with egg in their faces, literally! I love my city, it's wonderful people, it's amazing diversity and it's welcoming arms. I ❤️LIVERPOOL. 👊
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Just watched the new Dune on Amazon. I was 14 when the Lynch version came out. I'm 50+ now and still have no idea what the flip is going on.
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