(((Shragis)))

Crazy how I can only fit one handful of sand in my hand but i can fit FIVE handfuls of sand in my mouth

Jordan Peterson sounds like Marge Simpson with a concussion

Do you think Marx is happy or sad about the derogatory coopting of “bougie”

Evergreen

Quentin grimes? You mean Jawn Brunson?

Me explaining the Luka trade to Emily, “it’s like if lsu traded Kailin Chio for a random Arkansas junior”

Go birds

You used to be friends!

Ah the 500 feet after a toll… the last unconquered wilderness

At the ren faire, saw a group dressed as Dorothy, the lion, the tin man, and Jason vorhees

The only good thing about this eagles game is I won’t have to switch back and forth from the Liberty Aces game

At a wedding shouting at the band to play gasolina.

Our cat has ibs…

Every synagogue has the exact same 130 books, it’s remarkable. Like you get a starter pack delivery when you open the shul

My issue with country is the best country song I’ve ever heard is chance covering hot in here and if a rapper doing a country cover of a hip hop song is the peak I deal like I’ve got a handle on the genre

The Olympics bring truly a magical moments

When Peter Pablo said, “someone who would get their p*say licked by another bitch, because I ain’t drunk enough to do that”, in freak a leek, what do you think he meant?

Finna Pass on your tzevet I’m lighting Jay… Marshall the chanichim like rosh play

100% there’s orthodox Seders that left the tv on in the basement so they could watch the Knicks game