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Joined June 2021
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letting this be my last tweet before deleting this app from my phone. I’ll still check back from time to time to stay up to date and boost others’ voices, but letting it compete for my attention at all hours of the day is just not sustainable at this point. (1/n)
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Dreamt I was in lunar orbit last night. Been in that post-vivid-dream-that-wasn't-real funk all morning.
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The “Large boulder the size of a Small boulder" is celebrating its 5-year anniversary today with our Sheriff’s Office. We thank the boulder for its service entertaining 77 million who've viewed our post in the Twitterverse. Pictured: Tweet author PIO Susan Lilly with The Boulder.
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today is a perfect day to delete your twitter account! cnn.com/2024/10/21/tech/x-tw…
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goose 🦃 retweeted
Tune in NOW as I team up with @DisneyPlus to explore their Halloween collection and challenge your Disney knowledge! #ad twitch.tv/detune
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How’s that going for you my guy
Golden rule #1 of the internet: Never try to charge for something that was already free.
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Netflix Animation 🤝 Cyberpunk 🤝 CD Projekt Red Stay tuned... #GeekedWeek
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goose 🦃 retweeted
Hey. You. Yes you. Look at me. When was the last time you updated your gpu drivers.
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it's probably kind of telling that i just finished categorizing my steam library and "emotional damage" is the biggest tab by a wide margin
"goose, do you want a happy video game recommendation? that will make you happy? with no pain?"
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YOU GOTTA GIVE
This pair of designer jeans with pee-like stains is selling for $800
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"goose, do you want a happy video game recommendation? that will make you happy? with no pain?"
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anyways you should go play What Remains of Edith Finch after checking up with a content warning list it's so beautiful but maybe the heaviest game i've ever played
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goose 🦃 retweeted
Big things are happening inside the heads of techbros right now
What if we kept our iCloud at home?
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hello and welcome back to another episode of "am i aro or just cynical"
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nope! Hope this helps :)
18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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being sick while getting over a chest injury is actually a terrible combo lmao universe tweak ur rng holy shit I am not having a good time
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The seven angels killed on a @WCKitchen mission in Gaza on Monday were the best of humanity. The Israeli government needs to open more land routes for food and medicine today. It needs to stop killing civilians and aid workers today. It needs to start the long journey to peace today. You cannot save the hostages by bombing every building in Gaza. You cannot win this war by starving an entire population. nytimes.com/2024/04/03/opini…
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i've had rough weeks before, but i can't say i've had anything that quite stacks up to potentially having multiple fractured ribs and that being the /least/ of my concerns
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I guess we’re doing this again. – at Phoenix, AZ
❤️💐Happy Birthing Parent Day to all whose large gametes were fertilised resulting in small humans whose sex was assigned by doctors making mostly lucky guesses ❤️💐
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