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Remember when that guy in that Notre Dame podcast shit his pants while they were recording? That guy has to be real nervous today #NotreDame
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What in the fuck is this?
USF's Kendall Puryear's viral free throw form 👀
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I need a change of pants
Jeffery Simmons: "I hated the Colts. That's what it was. I'm sure the Chicago Bears hate the Packers around here. Trust me, I'll get on board really soon with that."
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Wild to be thinking of Chicago when you just won a title
"Have fun talking shit to Chicago next year. We have a ring." -Milwaukee's closer Trevor Megill to Brewers fans
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The evolution of Caleb Williams Hate:
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The way Caleb Williams took that sack to set up the chance for Cairo Santos to be a hero is elite leadership you cannot teach.
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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We will all still watch because who gives a shit
Here is where ESPN is playing a dangerous game of chicken They tried for YEARS to fix wayward booths after Mike Tirico left and Buck/Aikman together did that for them If Aikman walks, what if Buck and his new partner don’t have the same excellent chemistry?
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I’m hearing reports of a lot of adults wearing medals today in Chicago. Don’t do that.
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Nice try @packers. We are still beating that ass
A statement from the Green Bay Packers
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GET MATT SHAW OFF MY FUCKING TEAM, @Cubs
Anti-MLK group TPUSA announces their featured speakers for “America Fest 2026.”
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Belmont Cameli seeing White Sox fans guess Barack Obama and The Pope
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Can’t wait to see a pic of @ZeroDoinks and @coachcuse eating this lady and the tramp style
The White Sox "Fall Classic Burger" looks ridiculous 🤯 This monster has TWO POUNDS of beef patties topped with American cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato and squash mayo on a house-made brioche bun!
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This fucking rocks
A 67-year-old woman was arrested in Vernon, Indiana, after allegedly doing doughnuts in her car on a courthouse lawn while under the influence, according to local news reports. abcnews.visitlink.me/kT61wb
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Hopefully not Jim Cornelison
Sounds like a big name throwing out the first pitch for tomorrow's game. No hints given, so have at it. 😎
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I hope @RickFeelsmen never sees this news
#Ravens TE Durham Smythe suffered a torn Achilles on Sunday and he’s out for the season, the MRI confirmed. Unfortunately, exactly what it appeared Sunday.
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Dan Doinks retweeted
Dan Campbell’s record... With Ben Johnson: 36-15 (.706) Without Ben Johnson: 14-23-1 (.382)
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I’ve truly never seen a softer fanbase. It’s sad to see. Also, Steven Avery is a Packer fan. Please don’t forget that
Classless. Disrespectful. Shameful. Disgusting. Fraudulent. This is the most hated coach in the history of professional sports. Ben Johnson is a cuck. He’s hated by all 31 NFL franchises. No wonder the Detroit Lions and their fans hate him. Never forget.
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Is this real? This team has to be 0-4 right?
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