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Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. all typos are mine own

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Joined February 2015
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Try not to be a PC principle today
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Damn @RealSkipBayless you put this man on national television.
🚨 Yella Beezy convicted of hiring hitman to kill rapper Mo3, sentenced to life. tmz.com/2026/11/11/yella-bee…
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Aye @PabloTorre has been pretty quiet on this Jensen Huang story maybe @ThatsThatIsh had a point.
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How Jensen Huang fooled America.
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The fact that the American economy could fall because of an Asian man’s penis is kind of irony we truly deserve.
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β€œYou’re larping as a communist” says the β€œcapitalist” wage earner who owns no capital
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This is why it’s important to just shut up and listen.
Mila Kunis told Ashton Kutcher that Uber was β€œthe worst idea ever.” He invested anyway. Five years later, Forbes reported that his firm’s $500,000 investment was worth about $50 million. Kunis told Stephen Colbert in 2021 that her dad drove a cab, so she was sceptical when Kutcher pitched the idea of getting into a stranger’s car. She wasn’t sold on Bitcoin either. When she learned it wasn’t federally insured, she called it β€œa horrible idea.” Kutcher invested anyway. β€œI’ve never been happier to be wrong,” Kunis said.
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Vikings release WR Odell Beckham Jr.
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Go pick ya homie up
Free speech goes both ways, and Chappelle is about to learn that mocking Charlie Kirk comes with real consequences. Imagine making a gruesome ass*ssination a punchline.
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Because she rather get fake fucked on Harlem then have his kid.
I shouldn’t care but I really wanna know why Devon filed for divorce
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That’s hard
"I wipe my ass with the Constitution. It's a f***ing piece of paper. Motherf*** the Constitution and motherf*** this country" - Hasan Piker, a streamer who campaigned extensively with Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed
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Dumb dumb most men are never gonna get this rich so if you do, yeah you get to cheat it’s not rocket science
Men: We want women who’ll build with us, not gold diggers. Also men: Now that I’m rich, I deserve someone younger and hotter. Pick a struggle.
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Are you going to help her make sure she don’t gotta pay taxes on that
This woman calls me crying because she’s getting a divorced and her soon to be ex is trying to take half her 401K… I helped her pull all her money out. As a man why you trying to take a woman’s money πŸ˜’β€¦
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What is the reward?
So as a man, why don’t you wanna be a provider??
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Real niggas just lie until she think that chlamydia she caught back in college, fucked her ovaries up.
Don’t come over here with a vasectomy.
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