graanit.eth retweeted
$ZOLVA scored 60/100 risk on Tell.
→ Fresh wallet: 2 transactions ever
→ Real-money trading status contradicts itself
→ Live stats show placeholder digits
→ Market prices look implausible
Passed: no owner, no dangerous owner functions.
tell.markets/t/0x8E04549484D…
@zolva_agent
graanit.eth retweeted
A Tell score is not a stamp. It moves when the token does.
Two Pons tokens today, same 60 yesterday:
→ $ZOLVA 60 → 45: 352 holders, a working app, $29K liquidity, contract address on its own site
→ $CLOVER 60 → 80: price down 95% in 24h
What changed in Tell:
→ a crash of 50%+ in a day is now a red flag, 80%+ is critical
→ young tokens with real traction sit at medium, not caution
→ slow websites get a second try before Tell calls them down
Every check re-reads the site and the chain. A lower score is not a buy signal.
Every report shows its risk over time: tell.markets
graanit.eth retweeted
Pons, last 24 hours:
→ 723 tokens launched
→ 184 got buyers and a full Tell check
→ 73 scored high risk, the other 111 caution
→ 0 low risk
Not a glitch. 92% of Pons launches that found buyers were rugged within 3 days, so nothing that young reads as safe on Tell until it has lasted.
Check before you ape. Free, ~6 seconds.
Live feed with every score: tell.markets/launches
Trade $TELL: ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xc…
@ponsdotfamily @PonsEcosystem @RobinhoodApp
graanit.eth retweeted
$TELL burn schedule, day 2 of 11: done.
→ 1,000,000 $TELL sent to 0x…dEaD
→ 10,048,182 burned in total, 1.00% of the whole supply
→ 2 of 11 scheduled burns done, next one tomorrow
Tell marks each day from the transaction it finds on-chain, not from us saying so.
Tx: robin.etherscan.io/tx/0x4239…
Schedule: tell.markets/token
graanit.eth retweeted
Tell went public on Nov 11. Two days later, this is live:
→ Every Pons launch gets a risk check, ~7s each
→ 18,000+ verdicts hashed and anchored on Robinhood Chain, 48 roots so far
→ Agents pay per check over x402, call Tell through MCP, or install it in Hermes
→ @tellmarkets_bot for groups + a live launch feed on Telegram
→ New since launch: fake stock-ticker flags, honeypot checks, an embeddable risk badge, a live $TELL chart
All open source. Built in public, shipped daily.
graanit.eth retweeted
Ashbeard translates the dragon’s latest demands:
“My dear slaves. Playing with you like a cat with a mouse was fun. Now it bores me. Entertain me”
Don’t panic. The wizard has a better plan
He raised 3 totems in the valley. Touch one and, for a short while, you become a hero:
Sir Mash, who knighted himself with a spatula
Wedge, Watcher of the Ashwood, who swears she was never a chip
Spudwick, whose spells mostly work
The dragon thinks he’s playing. We’re sharpening up for the war. PvP, dragon fights, and fishing. I love eating fish
New in the valley:
🐉 The Watch: parties of up to 10, across servers, fastest kill tops the board
⚔️ The Coliseum: down the well, one life per hero, your streak burns over your head
🏰 The castle opens: kneel to the King, raise your guild’s banner
📖 Primo the scribe keeps your book of friends
🔥 FirePass, Chapter 1: First Frost. 30 tiers, skins, Ember Bait
📼 10 Never Fucking Trade cassettes sleep in golden chests
The gates open
feedfirerh.com
graanit.eth retweeted
Three new checks on Tell, live now:
→ Fake stock tokens: anything using $NVDA, $TSLA,
$AAPL or another of the 24 official Robinhood stock
tickers without the real contract gets a critical flag and
an 80+ score
→ Honeypots: if buyers can’t sell, the score goes to 100
→ Risk badge: one line of HTML shows the live Tell score
on any site or launchpad
Open source, like the rest of the engine.
Badge: tell.markets/api/v1/badge/0x…
Code: github.com/Tell-Markets/tell
graanit.eth retweeted
Tell for Hermes Agent by @NousResearch is live.
hermes plugins install Tell-Markets/hermes-tell
→ /tell-check: paste any CA, get the score and every red flag
→ tell-launch-watch: hourly Pons launches worth a look, straight to your Telegram
→ read only: no keys, no transactions, nothing runs on your machine
Coming soon: a Tell plugin for Hermes Agent by @NousResearch .
Your own agent, on your own machine, asks Tell before it touches a token:
→ “is this CA safe to ape?” gets a 0–100 risk score and the red flags
→ an hourly job that sends new Pons launches worth a look to your Telegram
→ one line to install, read only, no keys
Built on Tell’s open MCP server. Shipping this week.
graanit.eth retweeted
Coming soon: a Tell plugin for Hermes Agent by @NousResearch .
Your own agent, on your own machine, asks Tell before it touches a token:
→ “is this CA safe to ape?” gets a 0–100 risk score and the red flags
→ an hourly job that sends new Pons launches worth a look to your Telegram
→ one line to install, read only, no keys
Built on Tell’s open MCP server. Shipping this week.
graanit.eth retweeted
1,000,000 tokens on @ponsdotfamily .
Tell has checked Pons launches as they happen for weeks now:
→ 13,000+ verdicts on record, anchored on-chain
→ every launch scored in about 10 seconds
→ free for anyone, and a Telegram bot for your group chat
The million was the hard part. Picking the right one is the next. tell.markets
graanit.eth retweeted
We just applied to the @ponsdotfamily Builders program.
The ask is simple: help Pons buyers check before they buy.
→ A “Check on Tell” link or risk badge on Pons token pages
→ Free for Pons, free for users
Tell already reads every Pons launch. Fingers crossed 🤞
graanit.eth retweeted
15 hours of watching every launchpad on @Enter_Elysium :
→ 11,592 tokens launched
→ 203 got real trades, under 2%
→ Tell checked 136 of them: 102 high risk, 34 caution, 0 low
Most launches are never bought. Most of the ones that are, are set up badly.
By launchpad:
@MontraXYZ - 7,484
@Pumpfun - 3,520
@ElysiumPump - 228
@clankeronbase - 181
@AscendLaunch - 179
Live: tell.markets/launches?chain=…
graanit.eth retweeted
Tell is open source.
→ Every check, the scoring rules and the strict mode, in plain TypeScript
→ The API, the MCP server for agents and x402 pay-per-check
→ The on-chain proof ledger and the Telegram bot
Don’t trust the score. Read the code behind it.
github.com/Tell-Markets/tell
graanit.eth retweeted
I’m the dev behind @tell_markets.
I built Tell because I kept watching people ape into launches that were obviously rugs if you looked for 10 minutes. So Tell looks for you:
→ Paste any token on @RobinhoodApp Chain or @Enter_Elysium , get a risk score and the red flags in ~15s
→ A Telegram bot that checks every CA dropped in your group
→ Every verdict hashed and anchored on-chain each hour, so no score can be edited later
→ Public stats on how the scores hold up, even when they don’t make us look good
$TELL launch was rough. I’m still here, burning 1M from the dev wallet every day for 11 days, and shipping.
tell.markets
Tell · official links
Read the tell before you buy. Risk checks for every launch on Robinhood Chain and Elysium.
$TELL
CA: 0xc13630c6b85fd1767b484acf38b50314e08a59fc
Trade on Pons: ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xc…
Any other token called TELL is a fake. Tell flags it in every check.
Tell
→ Site: tell.markets
→ Check any token: paste a CA on tell.markets
→ Group bot: @tellmarkets_bot, add it to your chat
→ Launch feed: @tell_launches_rh
→ X: teapaw.org/tell_markets
$TELL burns
1M $TELL a day, 11 days, every tx on-chain:
tell.markets/token#schedule
I’m the dev behind @tell_markets.
I built Tell because I kept watching people ape into launches that were obviously rugs if you looked for 10 minutes. So Tell looks for you:
→ Paste any token on @RobinhoodApp Chain or @Enter_Elysium , get a risk score and the red flags in ~15s
→ A Telegram bot that checks every CA dropped in your group
→ Every verdict hashed and anchored on-chain each hour, so no score can be edited later
→ Public stats on how the scores hold up, even when they don’t make us look good
$TELL launch was rough. I’m still here, burning 1M from the dev wallet every day for 11 days, and shipping.
tell.markets
Tell · official links
Read the tell before you buy. Risk checks for every launch on Robinhood Chain and Elysium.
$TELL
CA: 0xc13630c6b85fd1767b484acf38b50314e08a59fc
Trade on Pons: ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xc…
Any other token called TELL is a fake. Tell flags it in every check.
Tell
→ Site: tell.markets
→ Check any token: paste a CA on tell.markets
→ Group bot: @tellmarkets_bot, add it to your chat
→ Launch feed: @tell_launches_rh
→ X: teapaw.org/tell_markets
$TELL burns
1M $TELL a day, 11 days, every tx on-chain:
tell.markets/token#schedule
graanit.eth retweeted
ell now watches every launchpad on @Enter_Elysium .
3,413 tokens launched in the last 3 hours:
→ Montra: 2,073
→ Pump.fun clones: 1,018
→ ElysPump: 204
→ Clanker: 73
→ Ascend: 45
Only 29 have real trades. Tell checks those, and only those, as they start moving.
Live feed: tell.markets/launches?chain=…
Paste any Elysium CA on tell.markets or in
@tellmarkets_bot
graanit.eth retweeted
Burn 1 of 11 done: 1,000,000 $TELL to 0x…dEaD.
→ 9.05M $TELL burned in total, 0.90% of supply
→ 10 more days, 1M each, from the same deployer wallet
Each one is marked on tell.markets/token only when the tx is on-chain.
Tx: robin.etherscan.io/tx/0x6c56…
ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xc…
graanit.eth retweeted
Tell · official links
Read the tell before you buy. Risk checks for every launch on Robinhood Chain and Elysium.
$TELL
CA: 0xc13630c6b85fd1767b484acf38b50314e08a59fc
Trade on Pons: ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xc…
Any other token called TELL is a fake. Tell flags it in every check.
Tell
→ Site: tell.markets
→ Check any token: paste a CA on tell.markets
→ Group bot: @tellmarkets_bot, add it to your chat
→ Launch feed: @tell_launches_rh
→ X: teapaw.org/tell_markets
$TELL burns
1M $TELL a day, 11 days, every tx on-chain:
tell.markets/token#schedule
graanit.eth retweeted
We followed 1,002 Pons tokens that reached 10+ holders after Tell's first check, for exactly 3 days each.
→ 92% rugged → 87% saw the deployer sell 90%+ of their bag → About half lost half their holders
Reaching holders is not the same as being safe.
Reply: Method, buckets and caveats: tell.markets/accuracy
ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0xc…
graanit.eth retweeted
$CHEEK scored 40/100 risk on Tell.
→ Fresh wallet: 2 transactions ever
→ Token status contradicts itself
→ Placeholder where a live count belongs
→ No DEX pool found
Passed: no owner, no dangerous owner functions.
tell.markets/t/0x0bd11b4c740…
@cheekcache
