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Joined March 2010
twitter did someone want a touchbar tamagotchi?
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Defense: My client cannot have committed this crime, she is too autistic Prosecution: Let the record show that the defendant wore her long hair INSIDE of her turtleneck, rubbing against the back of her neck, for years
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I've stared so long and hard and searchingly at Æthelred the Unready that I can no longer recognize my own reflection
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they got him to build a Monument to their Love
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the word "boycott" comes from scumbag landlord Mr. Boycott
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God added dark energy to the universe for AI sandboxing
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imagining being so ashamed of a tiny toons that i have to alan smithee
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the fax machine was invented in 1843
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stop programming, come work in the cube mines
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graceavery.com/categories/ Like the 2025 Puzzle, but this one has 144 things. Press "Load Items" to play mine! Make category puzzles for your friends by sending them rot13'd data (press the question mark icon for info) Send me your puzzles!
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Bay Area provides Witness-type puzzle to residents (ie solvable just by walking around and noticing things) Look for Roman Numerals near streets and figure out what they mean! (no specialized knowledge of civil infrastructure necessary)
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treating everyone who doesn't like music as a defector (their ancestors' brains refused to submit to work songs to make them farm better)
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the more sides a shape has, the more danger it conveys? a stop sign is more powerful than a yield sign the radioactive warning symbol looks like a circle, so definitely stay away
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my #spidersona is Ungoliant the Everempty, born of Darkness before the world, She who devours Light, ancestor of Shelob my Last; and though Great Weaver, I am unable to spin spiderman garb capable of resisting my all-consuming hunger, and so, suitless, the Hero I never play.
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Three years subsisting underground on the meager effusion of bioluminescent fungi. Without the vitality begotten of devouring Light I am just a spider, drawn, bedraggled, beholden to time. But to ravel up this wretchful world.. The elves are gone.
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See the six summers wretchedly crawling and clawing their way through time. Was there once when I exulted in the effulgence? Did I sup on the ambrosial light of the Wells of Varda? Memory fades along with me.
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im just a lil grid neuron in a macaque. i luv 2 see grids!! hoo boy
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i lay my eggs inside the spikiest object i can find
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in God's eye you are all Golden Gate Claude
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cause of death: Failure to thrive
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there should be a videogame about Revelations (bible). it is epic and well-suited to gameability - seven seals, six chalices, four horsemen, dragon, beasts - clear level delineators, minor bosses, major bosses
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guy spends 12 years taking thousands of pictures of Bible scenes in Lego you who see this are granted a blessing: for the next 2 weeks you will be 5% more obsessive with your weird niche hobby
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