they’re besties, actually

I hate Boston I hate the train fuck you

recent puppets/puppet follies

he looks friendlier than I remembered

New Muppet Show exceeded my expectations, actually!! hell yeah!!!!!

today at work I spoke with a person who signed off emails as being from both themself AND their 8 month old baby

when your marbles go missing

Tom Lehrer’s dead, we gotta get weirder

gaze upon my autism shrine

things to do when the world makes you sad: - watch all of Arthur in order -

dude, imagine if I were a bad person? I’d make SO much money

the letter of the day is J, for Just Married

I started talking to a stranger at a show last night by saying “I like your hat, you look like my favorite fraggle” and they said “what the fuck is a fraggle” and I showed them a picture of Boober. they got so genuinely excited that I felt megachurch pastor levels of assuredness