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Grayzer

@grayzerpaul

Dees. Tunes. San McGuigan. BBC throbber/spoofer /// Co-host of @uwtbpodcast iy.

 Dundee, Scotland
Joined August 2012
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So got the call this morning that my Grandad had passed away peacefully this morning at Victoria Hospital. To say we're upset is an understatement. I lost my Gran in June & now my Grandad today. At least they're both at peace & together again ♥
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Me when I’ve finished my juice:
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Replying to @KilmarnockFC
McCann is DONE
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Ben-Gvir’s family look like they steal copper wires and catalytic converters for a living.
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Unbelievable
Grayzer (@grayzerpaul) profile pictureGrayzer@grayzerpaul15h
Owen Goodman btw. Unbelievable keeper
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@marinasperoni please show Julian this save 💙
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🗣️ “They’re going about things in an incredible manner and receiving a lot of plaudits. They certainly deserve it.” Steven Pressley “couldn’t be prouder” of his Dundee side as they beat Kilmarnock 3-1 ⤵️
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Seen this on Instagram. RIP Giorgi Nemsadze 💙
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And I said...
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That Barco of Chelsea is dug meat
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Owen Goodman btw. Unbelievable keeper
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Rose East
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@GDRvisualsOct 27
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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What the fuckin hell is even that? Cunts like this goin on national TV spouting this utter garbage should automatically qualify them for a hard drive check and then the tin pail. Fuckin hell.
Alethea Bernard (@Tush27J) profile pictureAlethea Bernard@Tush27JOct 27
Lady Colin Campbell. Paedophile apologist, re Jeffrey Epstein. "The offence for which he was charged and for which he went to prison was soliciting prostitution from minors. That is not the same as paedophilia." Splitting hairs to justify paedophilia!!
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That's no another clean sheet fir McCracken is it?
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There will be a minute's applause before tomorrow's match against Kilmarnock in memory of Giorgi Nemsadze. The Dundee players will again wear black armbands, and there will be a special match programme in his honour.
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BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
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Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

The chancellor will axe tariffs on some staples as part of plans to give households "breathing space".

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cunts trapped in an episode of bargain hunt 🤣
leep (@leep_sn) profile pictureleep@leep_snOct 26
There is a lot going on in Holloway’s house…
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The funk soul brother
TheDerryPlonker (@DarkBlueDundee) profile pictureTheDerryPlonker@DarkBlueDundee5 Oct 2025
Replying to @DundeeFC
Pressley out now
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🆕 Ep 186 | Giorgi Nemsadze 💙 A tribute to Nemsadze 👑 One of the greatest to wear the Dark Blue 🐼 Defeat on Saturday 🐿️ Killie this Wednesday night at Dens 🗣️ Our interview with Ashley Hay ➕ Much more 🔗 linktr.ee/uwtbpodcast
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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Ally Donadson @DundeeFC Had two separate spells at Dens Park (1961–1971 and 1976–1980)
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