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Joined October 2023
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If Hollywood made a realistic disaster movie in 2026:
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If Hollywood made a realistic disaster movie in 2026:
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STOP SCROLLING everything you're gonna see on your feed can be summed up in a 60 second video. did I miss anything? let me know
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STOP SCROLLING everything you're gonna see on your feed can be summed up in a 60 second video. did I miss anything? let me know
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is CT just one big echo chamber? (full video below)
Can you REALLY blame the algorithm when you were gonna look for an echo chamber anyway?
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Creator Spotlight: Jeff Dornik Good Morning World!!! Tomorrow at noon, I am hosting my first Creator Spotlight in over a year. We are sitting down with @jeffdornik ~ Host of The Jeff Dornik Show. Author. Founder and CEO of Pickax. I will admit, prepping for this interview felt like taking on a second full-time job. The man has a podcast archive the size of the Library of Congress. He has interviewed power players, built media networks, and is not afraid to step on toes. The brilliant @greenmanreports is stepping into the arena as my guest co-host, which means Jeff will not be able to dodge the tough questions even if he tries. I am stepping into the host chair with a healthy dose of respect and zero interest in corporate PR. Jeff has built an entire platform for creators, and we are going to ask the plain-English questions that working artists, writers, and regular folks actually care about. Tune in tomorrow at 12 PM PST. It is going to be honest, lively, and completely unvarnished. Meanwhile, in the rest of my life, today is moving day. The moving truck is pulling up in front of the house. It is mind-boggling how much physical inventory four growing kids can accumulate over the years. I remember when they first arrived on my doorstep with little more than the shirts on their backs. Today they have enough plastic bins, scooters, and mysterious cardboard boxes to fill an entire cargo freighter. I am so thrilled to watch them leave the asphalt and the noise of the city for a home where they actually have grass to run on and room to breathe. The biggest surprise? My husband took one look at their new neighborhood and immediately started scouting lots for us to move closer. Not out in the deep woods with the bears, and not right on the ocean. Just big trees, open sky, and some quiet dirt. All my foot-dragging on getting our house staged and listed suddenly looks like divine timing. If we had rushed, we would be locked into the wrong ZIP code. Now we can anchor our next chapter within a comfortable Sunday-drive distance. I may not be on 24/7 diaper duty anymore. But those kids own my heart, and Grandma is not staying an hour away. Have a great day, everybody. And may the truth always be in your favor.
🤖 Made with AI
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'the bootstrap paradox' in a nutshell:
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'the bootstrap paradox' in a nutshell:
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the last time we were truly united as a society...
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the last time we were truly united as a society...
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people are starting to notice the never ending psyops on social media.. but is it too late?
🤝 Paid partnership
we used to have proper psychological operations back in the day unlike the lame psy-slop they feed us now... we really do deserve better psyops
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𝕏 spaces are a great place to go on epic rants...
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𝕏 spaces are a great place to go on epic rants...
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The Psychology of People Who Trust Too Much:
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No way this $Green token is this cheap in 6 Months
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