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We have the green light! 🚦 DO search “Greggles’ BidMania” and follow the Facebook page for all the very latest and details on how to get your FREE £25 spend! We go live at 1pm - Join us on Whatnot - And grab yourself a bargain or 16!

For anyone interested, you can both now follow my new TikTok channel, @GregDoesExplains It’s launched with a couple of the old jobbies - New stuff to follow. LINKAGE: tiktok.com/@gregdoesexplains…

Explains Fans! It’s been a while. More than a while. YEARS, in fact. Not back full time yet - But HAD to do this. A few days ago, the post below was published. The world went #DangerSausage mad. So… I had to do my bit to bring him TO LIFE: VOLUME ON!!! youtu.be/A3ZvxgHDfEk?si=EFsh…

I must apologise for the recent lack of videos, friends. Sadly, some utter guffery has been taking up much of my time and I have had to channel my mind down another boulevard. But hey! Fear not! I WILL RETURN! Hope everybody is bearing up in these nonsensical times. Many loves! X

Presenting the first Greg Does Explains for ruddy ages! Sorry about that. Had many things impeding on my down time. ANYWAY - Look - It’s THE SPIN MOP! Don’t forget to share / retweet the arse off it. Or I’ll come round and cough on your pet iguana.

GREG DOES EXPLAINS - 16 Feb 2020. With thanks to @Ellelb92 for the submission, here, now, is how to get the skin you’ve always dreamed of. Pay attention!

It’s been a while - But here’s the latest video from my mouth! With thanks to Dan Berger for the heads up on this one - It’s the Mosquito Extermination Machine Contraption! Don’t forget to retweet - Or I’ll infect you with horse eggs.

Awww. Look at his lidl face.

Big thanks for all the recent views and follows for my wee bit of online levity. It’s a pleasure to have you along! Despite recently thinking about winding this up, I’m gonna keep going thanks to the love bomb 💪 Subscribe to the YouTube channel, too! youtube.com/c/gregdoesexplai…

First video of 2020! Share it. Like it. Rub olive oil into its thighs. It’s THE 360 Easily Rotate!

Okay, Sausage Pies - I think that’s the Christmas / New Year twattery well and truly over - So expect a new video or two in the next couple of days. And if you had any questionable instructions etc with any presents - Send them over to be “done”!

Here it is, friends! Share and spread the joy of... THE GREG DOES EXPLAINS GIFT GUIDE It’s an extra long video, too long for Twitter and its limitations, so here’s the link: youtu.be/ptLwtNp1EMs Don’t forget to hit “Subscribe” while you’re there!

OH MY GOD! Did you see that guy in the first 30 seconds of the Conservative Election Broadcast this evening?! How did THAT make the final cut?! #GE2019

And it’s LIVE! The @gregdoesexplain YOUTUBE CHANNEL! 10 of the existing videos uploaded so far - Another 26 to come over the next few days - NEW content will follow! Here’s the link: youtube.com/channel/UCdTApD6… And DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE / SHARE / LOVE ONE ANOTHER!

13nd november 2019 lets go together on a culinary tour of this world they call earth here am genuine menu items from all around the globe and they are all available at the greg does explains restaurant hashtags: retweet and share innit

11.11.19 it’s greg does explains showbiz news the latest on @stephbreakfast’s move to @Channel4 as (genuinely) reported by headlinezpro.com **don’t forget to retweet and like its the only love i can get**

here is the gde for 05 nov 2019 something slightly different hope you like it if you dont i will give your chameleon a chinese burn #retweet #share #like #makelovetoeachother