Artist and writer, deviant collagist. Author of 'Six Degrees Of Stupidity' and other peculiar books. Always YES. 'Crazed genius' - AL Kennedy

Joined November 2008
COOL SCOTS CALENDAR 2027. Limited to 200 copies only, each one signed and numbered. Full-colour, single-sided ring-bound wall calendars printed on heavyweight A3 silk paper. To get your copy, follow the link in the comments.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Greg Moodie retweeted
"Known crayon mangling shirker shares slacker tips...Swinney to condemn"
Today's wisdom in the Cool Scots calendar, and as usual, it's excellent advice. Get the 2027 calendar here: gregmoodie.com/product/cool-…
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Today's wisdom in the Cool Scots calendar, and as usual, it's excellent advice. Get the 2027 calendar here: gregmoodie.com/product/cool-…
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Shouldn't that really be SPUNC? I'll probably delete this shortly.
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This is my first sick day in bed in years and it's hardly everything I dreamed it could be. For one thing, I'm sick. I know you wastrels would cherish the bugs that lay you low if it meant a new excuse to stay glued to your scratchers, but I'm really not happy.
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Lord Moodie does not require a licence at this time for your shit TV shows.
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Never underestimate the boredom threshold of a sick knight of the realm.
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Replying to @gregmoodie
🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🤺🗡️👇
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Greg Moodie retweeted
Replying to @gregmoodie
Arise Sir G.
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Finally, my knighthood!
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Here's a funny cartoon about the ridiculous situation Scotland now finds itself in. Don't expect serious political commentary. What am I, @TannadiceLad?
On a visit to Scotland, the prime minister has trouble recalling John Swinney's official title and refers to him as 'The First Minion'. It's today's cartoon. Make sure you get yourself a calendar at the end. gregmoodie.com/the-first-min…
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In case you haven't seen any of the Cool Scots calendars before, I should say they really do make excellent Christmas presents. gregmoodie.com/product/cool-…
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Greg Moodie retweeted
Here's this week's Andy Burnham cartoon one frame at a time. Just because. 1)
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Andy Burnham actually referred to John Swinney as "the first secretary" this week. It's true.
On a visit to Scotland, the prime minister has trouble recalling John Swinney's official title and refers to him as 'The First Minion'. It's today's cartoon. Make sure you get yourself a calendar at the end. gregmoodie.com/the-first-min…
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Greg Moodie retweeted
On a visit to Scotland, the prime minister has trouble recalling John Swinney's official title and refers to him as 'The First Minion'. It's today's cartoon. Make sure you get yourself a calendar at the end. gregmoodie.com/the-first-min…
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Introducing the Prime Minion...
On a visit to Scotland, the prime minister has trouble recalling John Swinney's official title and refers to him as 'The First Minion'. It's today's cartoon. Make sure you get yourself a calendar at the end. gregmoodie.com/the-first-min…
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Attention @andyburnham and @D_G_Alexander - you're cartoon stars!
On a visit to Scotland, the prime minister has trouble recalling John Swinney's official title and refers to him as 'The First Minion'. It's today's cartoon. Make sure you get yourself a calendar at the end. gregmoodie.com/the-first-min…
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