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Glesga, Alba.
Joined October 2009
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What new garnish will be sprinkled on the turd sandwich by the end of the day I wonder.
Direct action group Just Stop Van Gogh throwing stones at petrol stations. Fed up of the one-eared cunt. Only way to force change.
.@trussliz u ok hun? I remember the last time I blew a £72bn hole in the UK economy lol. hmu if you wanna chat.
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I, for one, would be fine with standing in court accused of breaking someone’s jaw for throwing soup on a Van Gogh.
omg #Jesus is trending hope he isn’t dead! 😬
Would U2 have been quite as successful had Bono been named Blobbo? These are the questions.
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The literal translation of penguin in Chinese is “business goose”.
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We need to find the guy who ate the bat and tell him we’re fed up of this shit.
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Mmm… perfect rectangle month. This year February is an exact rectangle because it starts on a Monday and it’s not a leap year. But it’s not as rare as I see people claiming (every 200 years apparently‽), it’s about every 10 years. The previous was 2010 and the next is 2027.
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It’s a nail biting finish folks. The world’s self-appointed moral authority is about to tell us all if murder is worse than a blow job.
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"Even the March for Science had far more police for a non-partisan event featuring 'Bill Nye the Science Guy'."
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Billy Joel is trending. Oh good. Never forget... youtube.com/watch?v=O3cBp_Bf…
Some people ask: Why would you impeach and convict a president who has only a few days left in office? The answer: Precedent. It must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government.
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America setting the bar pretty high here folks. When he’s running down the hall with the nuclear codes, foaming at the mouth and covered in his own shit, then don’t you worry, they’re going to do the thing that gets rid of him.
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I’m low key doing loads of low key stuff. Just putting that out there. Just telling the world.
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My six year old daughter just piped up over breakfast — “my book told me that the white guys used to tell the brown skinned guys what to do.” 🖤
America can do what it wants now. Elect Kermit The Frog and show a four year long video of him wiping his arse on the curtains and the world will be like, oh okay then.
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