Stand-up and writer. If you like my tweets I am available for comedy writing work, contact me at https://teapaw.org/t.co/giC58RPpH9
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Joined October 2011
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I wrote about writing. Please read what I wrote and maybe write about reading what I wrote about writing and together we can make a literary Human Centipede.
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Thanks heaps Adelaide Comedy Showcase for squeezing me into the lineup at the Rhino Room this Friday after a brief fifteen year break from shows in Radelaide. It’ll be great to work with Linds and Mickey again, and meet the other acts, should be a top night!
Just found out Rupert Murdoch has been married five times. Getting engaged to him must feel like the highest stakes game of musical chairs ever, “please let me be the one on him when the music stops”.
The handle gregsullivan was taken so I added ha at the end because I’m a comedian. I have since learned that ha is added by a well known group of motorcycle enthusiasts. I did not know this, I claim no affiliation and mean no disrespect. #sorryaboutthat #pleasedonthurtme
Should be a great show tomorrow night with @ellen_briggs, @MickNeven, and Pete James (sorry I don’t know Pete’s twitter handle)
I’m the King, of self Deprecating Comedy....welll, maybe not the King – at Mullumbimby, New South Wales
Red sky morning, Insta fans fawning. @ Byron Bay, New South Wales instagram.com/p/CB3_w0WB0lO/… – at Byron Bay, New South Wales
Nice big one, took a few attempts to work out the panorama, a few quizzical looks from the road workers, then two of them took photos of their own. @ Coolamon Lookout instagram.com/p/CBjOY_4h5Hn/… – at Coorabell, New South Wales
The makers of inspirational journals again showing complete ignorance of the relative distance of celestial objects. instagram.com/p/CBh9QZuBKV8/…
I’ve put my donut through a lot but luckily I’ve never convoluted it enough to require a special pillow. instagram.com/p/CBh8_eJBia3/…
Would have been a better shot if it had turned up fifteen minutes earlier when I was at the Farmers Markets, but you take a full rainbow where you get it, even Woolies car park. @ Woolworths instagram.com/p/CBB4cHkhJLH/… – at Mullumbimby, New South Wales
While we non essentials use fancy words to defend the indefensible. The essentials are thought of as essentially dispensable.
Why is anyone surprised when politicians who are happy to sign off on the mass slaughter of innocents in war are okay to sign off on the deaths of thousands of their own citizens? – at Mullumbimby, New South Wales
Why does Trump keep saying “that’s a question for the MEDICAL doctors”, as if he’s a fucking PHD or something. – at Mullumbimby, New South Wales
This is the message my washing machine displays when it’s finished. I know it’s only one letter away from fin and even fun, but I take it as and abbreviation for fucken. Which is what I say to myself every time I… instagram.com/p/B_Y9_m_F1kz/…
Do you reckon he got a bit firm when he wrote the bit about a straight, clean, high powered bullet? I was thinking dirty and crooked, but was still with him on the bullet part.
The controversy surrounding George #Pell will likely never end. But this decision makes one thing clear: The cardinal was wronged, @fergusonjw writes.
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Good news at last! I got to Silver by flying overseas to work on cruise ships, so that might never be a thing again.BTW silver status still doesn’t get you into the lounge. Bit disappointed they addressed me as Gregory instead of Dr Sullivan.
