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Marshmallowy, crafty, sleepy. Keep your salt away from my caramel.

Joined March 2009
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A less annoying version of neighbours playing music too loud is neighbours watching The Mandalorian too loud
11 am. Time for my monthly viewing of Sutton Foster and cast rehearsing the tap number from the 2011 revival of Anything Goes
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The four moods.
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Who’s watching @FosseVerdonFX? It has me reminiscing about my time with the legendary Gwen Verdon.🎩💋✨ #gwenverdon #FosseVerdonFX
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12 year old me: Janet Jackson AND Kylie?!?!? BBC: Worst Glastonbury lineup ever
My 2-year-old is now referring to the STAR IS BORN leads as "Lady Gaga and Man Gaga" so last night wasn't a total waste.
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Has anyone else from Twilight won an Oscar though
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Christopher Robin for Visual Effects!
A 🔟 isn't enough for this floor routine by @katelyn_ohashi. 🔥
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How did this not happen
If I could see any nomination happen today, it would be Michael B. Jordan for Black Panther. What a brilliantly layered character that is given to us on the page but humanized by Jordan. The fact that he brings sympathy for a murderous character is the definition of great acting.
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what is happening
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When Modern Love comes up on your running playlist and you are Greta Gerwig for 40seconds
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I am not mad about Jude Law being in All The Films
The first look at actor Jude Law as Mar-Vell / Walter Lawson alongside @brielarson's Carol Danvers in this official new CAPTAIN MARVEL still!
We played Knowledge is Power and there was a section where you have to sort pastas and breads and I have never felt more qualified to do something
Lorelai needs a dance partner
Inspired by @TheAcademy and our #100BestEps package: Share the plot of your favorite TV episode in five words