when i get into bed, my cat without fail will jump up and curl up beneath my legs.
which is great but now i cannot put my legs down nor can i fart (not that i want to fart on my cat mind u) and its just an overwhelmingly uncomfortable time for me.
she’s comfortable tho ig.
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that was the shittiest edit i’ve ever made.
but my man does not make it easy..
so ignore the subpar skill, because the love is all that matters.
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one time i dragged my feet so much on mandatory training at work that the law changed and it wasn’t mandatory anymore
(it wasn’t anything important just something i promise i wasn’t being irresponsible.)
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// who wants to make a couples gc?
mainly because i want male friends for greg but he’s not the type to hang around with the type of guys here who are just trying to get their dicks wet
i blocked so many sabrina carpenter accounts yesterday you should call me sabrina whatever the opposite of a carpenter is
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