It’s crazy every NFL team individually has raised more money for LA than Gavin Pewsome and the Mecca of Anti America! Id fly that flag full staff too!

An autographed picture of Saquon Barkley “reverse hurdling” is more rare than a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant. Just saying! 🤷🏽‍♂️

Numbers don’t lie! Aliens, Maybe. Lochness monster Possibly. Flat earth Possibly .01%. Big foot .5%. Michelle Obama a man 51-76%. Picture of Michelle Obama pregnant, .0000 (Rarer than a Honus Wagner). Democratic Party trafficking of children 89.7% OJ killing Nicole…… 100%

They should have done the Epstein Island list release at the Golden Globes considering most of them would be attending. #EpsteinClientList #hollywood

Social Media is just an “Imaginary friend” for late millennials and Gen Z.

Foreign Armies stocking up on ammunition and weapons! From what I’ve heard they’ve switched to sling shots and a can of Planters Peanuts.

Easter Bunny getting sprayed painted rocks this year! Thanks #joebiden

Season 2 of @wednesdayaddams featuring Dobbs mom & pops as fester

#LiamHemsworth playing the Witcher is gonna be equivalent to Joe Biden Playing President. #thewitcher

Ms. Marvel aka Kamala has one trailer and more air time than othe Kamala. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Only town to let Jersey Shore 2.0 film. Cliffwood beach First day…… Cast member #1…. “Hey what’s your birthstone”? Cast member #2 “Crystal meth”!

Dear president Biden, If you want me to take the vaccine you’re going to have to come upstairs and make me! Salutations from the 2nd floor, Nico

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