Michael E. Gruen

The House should hold some hearings on the Hatch Act ASAP. Low-hanging fruit.

President Trump what an April Fools joke hahah end the prank already

@gruen RT @NYC_DOT: For the record, @CitiBike is not equipped with surveillance cameras. #bikenyc

Nice breasts. graphics8.nytimes.com/images…

Google’s purchase of Zagat’s is going to give reporters plenty of opportunities to use unnecessary quotation marks. Can’t wait.

8.8 million people watched Jersey Shore last night. Forget S&P’s stupid credit rating. We’re all doomed.

One of these things is not like the other. http://twitpic.com/4s76ba

Iranians seen here protesting drop-down auto-play ads on NYTimes.com. http://twitpic.com/3zw5et

@gruen SOMEONE MADE A TYPO ON THE INTERNET AND YOU FOUND IT. YOU WIN!! [insert flashing gif banner here]

Things I dislike: Endless spam emails from ShoppyBag.

Other books Amazon shouldn’t sell: http://amzn.to/aOh9BG

This Amazon “controversy” is so overblown. I’m going to boycott iTunes b/c they have songs advocating “killing hos” and “smacking bitches.”

This. RT @jonahkeri: HAAAAAANDS.....TOUCHING HAAAAAAAAAANDS....REACHING OOUUUUTT....STRANGLING ME.....STRANGLING YOU!