6'4" but still come up short
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guys above six foot will literally go out of their way to tell you how tall they are. u could be like "it's hot out" and they'll be like "yeah even hotter for me I'm 6'4 so I'm closer to the sun" like we get it Greg ur the MVP of ur intramural basketball team
really tryna date someone who doesnt like pickles so every time their lunch comes with a pickle on the side i can eat it
i wish i was a guest at the royal wedding just so when something dramatic happened I could turn to the person sitting next to me & be like “now that’s some tea”
just minding my business at the family Easter brunch until my mom goes "tell me something i don't know" & my 5 yr old niece replies "Uncle greg wet the bed till he was 8!" like ok I thought we were passed that sis but go off I guess
we need a Disney princess who gets dumped by a fuck boy and uses it as motivation to get into Harvard law school and graduate as valedictorian
Me: i could use a na-
Girl who used her parents money to spend an entire week blacked out in Cancun for spring break: nap? you mean a siesta amigo. the weather is soooo nice here in Mexico. wanderlust™💫 is a way of life, it's so so important to travel while ur still young
*first date*
alright don't let them know I sometimes talk like an instagram meme account
date: im glad u picked this place I love sushi
me: LMFAOO me irl
date: wha-
me: it be like that sometimes
*me during a test*
"alright focus, you got this"
my brain: teapaw.org/justinbieber/status/15…
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