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she/her, tattooer/illustrator, owner of Taiko gallery and Grape Soda Berlin, anxious neurodivergent and camp maximalist. 🤡💕💅✨

Berlin, Germany
Joined January 2009
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Replying to @deutschetelekom
@deutschetelekom heya is it normal that random Telekom technicians come to the house “to check the cables” and knock on everyone’s door without an appointment or did our building just get “cased” by a random man? We did not allow entry to our flat.
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answered the phone after 30 and Said “it could have been our guy” that’s it. Did you send a man to my building or not or are we all about to get robbed? Would be nice if you guys had a system where you a) had service members b) had systems to check where you ordered technicians
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Also no one answers the phone and your “chat bot” doesn’t work very well 🥹😭
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0rph6t-dc.myshopify.com Eat pray love… or something like that
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Everything is computer. I can’t stop saying this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice so I had to draw a trump/wiggum hybrid 😂 - contemplating illustrating the background too and putting him on a shirt, what do you think?
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Replying to @UPS_DE
@UPS_DE heya! Check your messages again plz. You sent me the wrong code. The wrong package in the flex box it’s not like so I put it back in the box. What is going on with your system? Please help.
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Your tracking doesn’t work - how is this possible for a multi billion euro company ?!?
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Like they send me the code for the wrong package so I put it back in the flex box - now service refused to answer for their mistake - I wanna make sure the other persons package is taken care of.
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Last night I watched “to Russia with Lev” by @MSNBC @maddow - soooooo last night’s move on weapons to Ukraine by trump hits very differently lemme tell ya. I knew his stance had a “personal issues vibes” but now it all really makes sense. Please watch Americans. 😵‍💫
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As would need not only the tracking number but also the number at the bottom of the delivery slip. Don’t have one of those either. So it doesn’t work even after contacting all senders. None have a code. And apparently ups can’t get one either 🫠🤪😭 so my packets are trapped…
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ANYTHING- 😭😭😭ups has wasted 3 hours of my life today, I’ve cried, I stood in front of the box flex on the phone for 40+ minutes with my fingers frozen and I still have no packets, no codes, and no idea if any of those wasted calls produced anything...
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What a waste of time - energy - money - and not to mention the environmental impact of all the wasted energy, manpower and fuel if these all end up being sent back because the buck got passed so far nothing was done to remedy it. Do better please. 😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @UPS_DE
@UPS_DE what a nightmare today. Ordered a bunch of Vinted over holiday to be delivered to a local boxflex - however it’s a chaos. Packets are in the box - but I don’t have a code, call ups - first lady lies and tells me the sender has a code. - nope. Can’t get a code online…
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Community notes is failing. Between so many people leaving X and this app becoming a right wing echo chamber. They might need to find a new system or just hire a team of fact checkers. Without enough varied viewpoints, the way they’ve set up notes can’t work anymore 🫠
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New flash sheet! Will have very limited to 20 giclee prints available with a line drawing page next week in Frankfurt at gods of ink tattoo convention! And they’ll be in the 6 page set I’ll also be selling next week (only bringing 6 sets) - say a Hail Mary 4 me if you’re upset ❤️
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Sometimes I wonder what it might be like if meta and other socials just vanished like all my MySpace data that was lost when they migrated servers. Would suck as a working artist but maybe I’d read more books.
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🎶…No matter when or where or who Has one thing in common too It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin It's a sin….🎶 vm.tiktok.com/ZGe61t8GR/
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I daren’t upload anymore tiktok videos for fear of removal for music copyright violations. So you’ll have to imagine that part of the song in your head if you know it. Do these links even work anymore?
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This sheet from the holiday series 🧛🏻‍♀️✨💃🎂🍰 some cake girlies! Back to western next!
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