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Currently stuck in the wrong alternate reality. Philly guy. Consumer of books through his various face holes. Cthulhu's nervous step brother.

Levittown, PA
Joined March 2009
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I google some suggestions for good fall/halloween playlist suggestions from @TheBandCracker /Johnny Hickman/ @davidclowery and of course I get the AI Mode which is how I learn there is a song on one of my favorite albums that I didn’t know existed.
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ChatGPT told me about a @TheBandCracker song called “I’m Sorry Baby But You Can’t Stand in my Light Any More.” I then went to Copilot and asked what the connection between @bobmouldmusic and @davidclowery is. Husker Du influenced that British Band’s first album “The Cracker.”
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Man, my term paper is going to be so good. (Note: I’ve been out of college since 1996.)
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First time at @JohnnyRockets. Worst experience of our entire vacation. They had no chocolate for milkshakes, no tater tots and forgot ring up my daughter food so we had to wait in line a second time while our food got cold. Also will be my last time at Johnny Rockets.
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It’s really not a mystery. Are you purchasing from the venue website, or the link provided by the venue? That’s the primary ticket seller. That ticket is legit. If you’re buying from another website the ticket may or may not exist. These “resale websites” should be prosecuted under RICO.
Jack Antonoff remains one of the few big-name acts willing to openly criticize the concert industry. “Why is it so complicated to buy a concert ticket? Why can't I get a straight answer of where the ticket’s coming from, or if it even exists? They want us confused. They want us freaked out.” Our interview: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Please say a prayer to @RobertSmith today for my fair skinned, introverted goth wife as she must face direct sunlight, 90 degree heat and other people while she accompanies my step-daughter on her first college tour.
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Where’s Sarah Connor?
Seriously, for champions of AI novels, there must be millions of AI written books in print by now. Out of these millions, what are the books you champion as the best of the best, the slam dunk proof that AI can be used to write a novel superior to the work of a human alone?
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Bob Reiss retweeted
Replying to @w_terrence
Um...yeah, you did, and yours was actually about Biden being murdered and calling Jill Biden and "Elder Abuser"
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I feel like Harvie is just another partisan Democrat who will be only slightly better than Fitzpatrick on some issues and decidedly worse on others. I’m supporting Lucia Simonelli.
Democratic #PA01 congressional candidates Bob Harvie and Lucia Simonelli are taking part in a candidate forum this evening. Harvie is endorsed by the county Dems, while Simonelli has run a more grassroots campaign. #BucksPol
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Bob Reiss retweeted
Democratic #PA01 congressional candidates Bob Harvie and Lucia Simonelli are taking part in a candidate forum this evening. Harvie is endorsed by the county Dems, while Simonelli has run a more grassroots campaign. #BucksPol
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Things we know about doctor Trump. 1. He doesn’t need no pretentious white jacket. 2. He gives quality care to white people. 3. Baphomet is a goat headed winged hermaphrodite who has been denied gender affirming care. 4. Totally not Jesus
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Trump posted a picture of himself as a doctor, using the tried and true diagnosis technique of placing his hand on the head of his patient and using his glowing hand to comunicate with a floating Baphomet just like he was taught in Trump Doctor School.
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Brilliant album.
Happy 30th Anniversary of The Golden Age by @TheBandCracker
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My latest tattoo inspired by @StephenKing’s The Dark Tower. I was hoping to the version of Oy that lives in my head and I think Tom (who hasn’t read the series) did a damn good job.
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People say this shit with no idea of reality. Neshaminy’s school board is notoriously right leaning. They spent almost a half a million dollars fighting the forced name change of their Mascots name, The Redskins. Not exactly woke.
Replying to @levittownnow
The public schools here ferment extremism! The administrative staff and the school board members need to be investigated and I'm not being hyperbolic. These people are ideologically driven and do not have what's best for our kids or community at heart!
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Heading down to @nikkilopezphl on South Street in Philly to see @IkeReilly while listening to a @StephenKing audiobook and wearing a @BouncingSoulsNJ hoodie and it all feels like Ka.
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Ka is a wheel and that wheel is on a Nova and a Commie is driving it.
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Thanks for your reporting on this, @BuxMontNews. While this is disheartening, a shout out to the community who mobilized to help his family.
I've been to district court (between hearings and checking the docket) thousands of times in 15 years. Yesterday was a first for me. - ‘They Took My Husband’: ICE Agents Detain Man At Bristol Courthouse tinyurl.com/3xvwbaz6
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