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"leak Lucia and Jason having sex in GTA 6" Cyberleek:

The dialogue writer must have been crazy

Bagged a 2/10 on hinge

What did Mia Khalifa contribute to humanity bro 😭

Nigga don’t claim him now Have some SHAME.

Speaks volumes of what Cristiano has done fore Portugal.

God is King.

I hate the Portugal team even more watching this

Cristiano Ronaldo is the MOST UNDERRATED player of all time. Got hated by the media, hated by the clubs he represented, hated by his own teammates - which made it easy to downplay his achievements. In reality, he is the GREATEST EVER for Portugal and for all the clubs he played

Messi fans: "just check the stats" Ok. Ronaldo has 150 million more Instagram followers than Messi. Football was never a mathematician's game. It's for the people, and the people chose Cristiano.

Broke ass nigga me waiting for GTA 6 as if imma gonna buy one

He retired here mentally man 😔

gonna hate watch every single Portugal game from now on

Obrigado @Cristiano ❤️🥹 You’ll forever be my GOAT 🐐

Why do people goon in November

Who tf is Ferdinand Magellan? Cristiano Ronaldo is more famous over him any day

how it feels tweeting with 0 followers

true love is shaving your partner’s butt hair

Give us Inter (net for Instagram)

Cook these frauds 😭

replayed vice city at 21 to realise it ain’t fun anymore like when I was 7