snacked too hard and now my tummy hurts i should be shot

hey do you mind if i replace all the lights in your home with lava lamps

hey do you mind if i use all your flour to make a summoning circle and then all your salt to make a protection circle

hey do you mind if i scuttle across your rooftop in the middle of the night

hey do you mind if i unjustly punish you for the sins of your forefathers

might need a volunteer to cover my body with leopard print for halloween

i just dont have the energy to engineer a magic palm light rn so itll have to be a tomorrow thing

another sunday wasted

i can and will shoulder check a dog

putting on a jock just for the extra confidence cause I need it

crazy how the night was a disappointment when i only had reasonable goals like finding the love of my life in the club

ok what kind of underwear do I wear under the bodysuit for my wiccan costume tho

the desire to go crazy and make a bunch of chaos invites to this hell's kitchen house party friday.......

its so hard finding motivation to leave ur apt when u have no one to do things with

was trying to go apple picking today but one friend bailed and the other got sick should i just give up on this activity

looking like death

in the market next weekend for a boy to make out with for an hour straight (at least)

just saw two boys so beautiful holding hands that it genuinely feels like i got kicked in the ribs

pov you gave the catboy the aux

cant believe i got no actual photos my myself in costume last night other than two drunk videos like what a failure i must not repeat this failure next weekend